Tuesday, October 31, 2000

Todd Warszawski

Appearances: Felix Bowl I, Birthday Bowl, Felix Bowl II, UDXC Bowl, Thanksfelix Bowl, Felix Bowl III: Return of the King, Felix Bowl IV: A New Hope, FelixBowl VII: One More for Good Measure, Thanksfelix Bowl II: Somebody Please Beat McGrath's Team, Felix Bowl: Friday Night Lights, Felix Bowl XXII: My 22nd Birthday, Reunion Bowl, Thanksfelix Bowl Something: I Thought He Would Have Outgrown This by Now, Thanksfelix Bowl VII: Thanksfelix Isn't All That Clever In Retrospect, Thanksfelix Bowl VIII: Backyard Football Bowl I, Felix Bowl XXVIII: Trying Not To Pull Anything

Non-Football Appearances: Felix Bowl V: V is for Volleyball

Championships: Felix Bowl XXVIII: Trying Not To Pull Anything

MVPs: Felix Bowl XXVIII: Trying Not To Pull Anything (Offensive)

Thanksfelix Bowl VII: Thanksfelix Isn't All That Clever In Retrospect Player Bio (11/7/2017)
Ricky Johnson is a bit shy and a bit timid. He doesn’t dominate the conversation the way some of the other kids do. It’s like geez Gretchen shut up already. But get Ricky in the right spot and he can dominate.
Todd is much the same way, a bit quiet at times, but likable and capable. Both Todd and Ricky feel most comfortable on the soccer field, but their speed can translate well to the slot. If there is ever a situation where we have to kick in a Felix Bowl, Todd can send it.
Lastly, one of Todd’s greatest football related skills is his mind. He’s a cerebral player. Ricky also has a head for football. Because his head is literally shaped like a football.

Thanksfelixbowl II: Somebody Please Beat McGrath's Team Player Bio (11/8/2011)
Considered by many as an extremely underrated player, Todd steps out onto the Felixbowl filed still seeking his first championship. He has participated in every Felixbowl and has made many solid plays that have earned him league wide respect, and remains hungry to taste victory. Many in the league are also afraid of Todd who has an astounding number of allegations against him for both murdering hookers and defacing public property, none of which have ever held up in court. Still others say Todd is one of the nicest players in the league, which begs the question: which Todd will show up on game day? Will it be the kind, quiet Larry Fitzgerald or the crazy psycho killer Ray Lewis? Either way opponents should be frightened.

FelixBowl IV: A New Hope Player Bio (11/22/2010)
Todd has always flown under the radar just missing successes at many points. He has never won a Felixbowl and is considered by most the best player to have never won one. He has proven that he has reliable hands and has great speed. There will never be a question of work ethic or effort level. He is the ultimate team player and a prize that any championship team needs.

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