Non-Football Appearances: Felix Bowl V: V is for Volleyball, Felix Bowl VI: The Quest for More Attention (Basketball)
Championships: Felix Bowl II, Felix Bowl III: Return of the King, Felix Bowl IV: A New Hope, Felix Bowl VII: One More for Good Measure, Reunion Bowl
MVPs: Felix Bowl II (Co-Offensive), Felix Bowl III: Return of the King (Defensive), Felix Bowl IV: A New Hope (Offensive)
Thanksfelix Bowl VII: Thanksfelix Isn't All That Clever In Retrospect Player Bio (11/7/2017)
Jocinda Smith
Jocinda Smith’s nickname is MVP. She calls herself the MVP. There’s only one player in this game that I think is cocky enough to call themselves the MVP. And that’s XC almost captain Ian McGrath.
What’s interesting is that, while Jocinda is a solid, above average player, it’s not clear why she has the reputation of being the MVP. I mean there’s multiple players that are objectively better. Sure Jocinda has skills, maybe she’s won a couple Super Clossal Cereal Bowls in her day, but MVP? That seems extreme.
But semantics aside, let’s talk player ratings. Jocinda is a powerful, confident player. She’s got the size and strength to go up and make a play. Jocinda has excellent defensive instincts in the linebacker position. McGrath exhibits many of these qualities and actually has more speed than Smith. No, seriously.
FelixBowl XI: A Tradition Unlike Any Other Player Bio (5/7/2013)
McGrath certainly has the biggest personality that the Felix Bowl has ever seen. In his first ever Felix Bowl appearance he showed up after an intramural basketball game and scored the only touchdown of the game to lead his team to victory. From then on he was determined to take the title down in every appearance he made. With his large alein-esque, women pleasing hands, Ian McGrath has established himself as one of the best receivers in the game. He has an incredible motor and can go all day as multiple women and opposing defenders have told me with displeasure. McGrath's firey spirit has not been enough to get him a title in recent years, but he is hoping to return to the top where he feels he belongs after a bit of a dry spell. One thing is for certain: Ian McGrath's dry spells do not last very long.
Thanksfelix Bowl II: Somebody Please Beat McGrath's Team Player Bio (11/8/2011)
Ian McGrath, a proven winner and current #1 overall Felixbowl ranked player, has made enemies in his quest for yet another championship ring. Recent polls indicate that he is the player the most players want to beat in this upcoming championship, winning by an astounding 99% (the only person voting against him was himself). McGrath’s signature style of spandex, gloves and cleats has made him one of the most marketable players in the game and nike has allegedly been in contact with him, thinking of sponsoring him and making a Lebron James esque commercial, titled “What should I do?” considering the hatred for both is similar but unlike Lebron, Ian is not on strike. His long fingers, which he claims he uses to pleasure women, will be trying to pleasure the football and another championship ring on game day.
FelixBowl VII: One More for Good Measure (8/7/2011)
Player Comparison - Dwayne Bowe
League Ranking - #3
FelixBowl IV: A New Hope Player Bio (11/22/2010)
Showing up for only the final game of the second Felixbowl, McGrath was not deterred by his lack of experience, scoring on his first drive the game winning touchdown. McGrath, MVP of the championship game in Felixbowl II, struggled in the UDXC Bowl against one of the deepest fields a Felixbowl has produced, scoring on multiple drives despite his pink shirt. McGrath didn’t lose confidence bringing his signature trash talk style into the Thanksfelixbowl where his team just missed a stunning upset. McGrath was not satisfied with second place. After falling in the draft during Felix Bowl III, McGrath turned his anger into success as he trampled across everyone en route to a great team success and Felixbowl Championship. Having hoisted the trophy twice, McGrath was named to the all Felixbowl team and now will captain his first team, the South, as he heads into Felixbowl IV, again talking trash, but clearly with the skill set to back it up.
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