Non-Football: Felix Bowl V: V is for Volleyball, Felix Bowl VI: The Quest for More Attention (Basketball)
Championships: Thanksfelix Bowl, Felix Bowl IV: A New Hope, Thanksfelix Bowl IV: I Just Can't Quit ....
MVPs: Thanksfelix Bowl (Defensive), Felix Bowl IV: A New Hope (Defensive)
Thanksfelix Bowl VII: Thanksfelix Isn't All that Clever In Retrospect Player Bio (11/22/2017)
Practice Bot #5? Practice Bot #5?! Just when you thought I had nothing left up my sleeve, I reach all the way up and pull out some armpit hair. Everyone settle down (I’d imagine everyone is reacting the same way they did after Carson Wentz escaped that tackle against Washington), I can’t make my point if everyone is screaming and knocking over lamps and what not (I may or may not have knocked over a lamp when Wentz escaped that tackle).
Practice Bot #5 is the QB for Mr Clanky’s Tackling Dummy squad in Backyard Football. Dudes got a cannon for an arm (not literally ... actually, I can’t say that for sure) and is a multi faceted weapon at the QB position. He’s very crafty out there, running trick plays and beating blitzes with his computer like brain. Mitch operates much the same way on the football field. He’s a crafty QB who gets things done for his squad with robotic efficiency. He’s usually got the right materials for success with cleats and occasionally gloves as well as his cones and various layers of clothing. The dude was built for Felix Bowls.
Plus, let’s face it. If someone was going to be a player from a team that you need a cheat code to figure out, it would be Mitch Sacks. He’s likely the only guy to have read the Felix Bowl rule book (which is saying something as I wrote the rule book) and he’s a historian for this game with a good knowledge of the Bowls history.
FelixBowl XI: A Tradition Unlike Any Other Player Bio (5/3/2013)
Consider by most as one of the main reasons behind the success of the Felix Bowl, Mitch Sacks has been in the game since day one and tacked on yet another championship to his list of accomplishments at the last Felix Bowl. Sacks has helped his teams considerably by applying defensive pressure and defensive schemes that have made him the best defensive coordinator in the leagues history. Despite injuries to his throwing arm, Sacks has re tooled his game year in and year out to make himself an all around offensive and defensive threat. He has the most pick sixes in Felixbowl play off history.
Thanksfelix Bowl II: Somebody Please Beat McGrath's Team Player Bio (11/8/2011)
Mitch Sacks has played in plenty of Felixbowls and in one way or another has made an impact on every one. He has two championships to show for his efforts, and is eager to claim number 3 this thanksgiving. Sacks has used his abilities as both a quarterback and wide receiver to attack defenses, while simultaneously making some solid defensive plays from the safety position. He is widely considered the Rex Ryan of making defensive schemes and blitz packages, and has innovated a lot of different types of offensive sets and formations such as the wild cat into the game, making him one of the smartest and game redefining coaches in the leagues history. Sacks has filled up two full playbooks with new plays and strategies and allegedly practiced for 3 hours yesterday between the hours of 10 and 12 at night. No question, Mitch will be ready to go for the win at the bowl.
Felixbowl VII: One More for Good Measure (8/7/2011)
Player Comparison - Drew Brees
League Rankings - #7
FelixBowl IV: A New Hope Player Bio (11/22/2010)
Sacks has thrown the most TD passes in Felixbowl history and captained a team to the title just a year ago. Although he has faced tough losses in the early Felixbowl games, he has legitimized himself as a premier quarterback and underrated receiver. His football knowledge and play calling ability has led to great innovations in the game on the whole and he the competitive edge it takes to be successful at this type of level.
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