Appearances: Felixbowl VII: One More for Good Measure
Felixbowl VII: One More for Good Measure Player Comparison (8/7/2011)
Antonio Gates
Tuesday, October 31, 2000
Rob Bonasia
Appearances: Felix Bowl IV: A New Hope, Thanksfelix Bowl II: Somebody Please Beat McGrath's Team
Bryan Brown
Appearances: Felix Bowl II
Felixbowl VII: One More for Good Measure Player Comparison (8/7/2011)
Anquan Boldin
FelixBowl IV: A New Hope Player Bio (11/22/2010)
Bryan Brown may be small and skinny but he is not weak on the football field. His talents range from throwing to catching and he knows the game of football well. He is currently rooming with All Felixbowl Team member Ian McGrath and the two have gained chemistry on and off the football field because of it. Bryan may be a funny guy off the field, but defenses will not be laughing if they leave him open deep.
Felixbowl VII: One More for Good Measure Player Comparison (8/7/2011)
Anquan Boldin
FelixBowl IV: A New Hope Player Bio (11/22/2010)
Bryan Brown may be small and skinny but he is not weak on the football field. His talents range from throwing to catching and he knows the game of football well. He is currently rooming with All Felixbowl Team member Ian McGrath and the two have gained chemistry on and off the football field because of it. Bryan may be a funny guy off the field, but defenses will not be laughing if they leave him open deep.
Ed Brown
Appearances: Felix Bowl II, UDXC Bowl, Thanksfelix Bowl, Felix Bowl III: Return of the King, Felix Bowl IV: A New Hope, Felix Bowl VII: One More for Good Measure, Thanksfelix Bowl II: Somebody Please Beat McGrath's Team, Felix Bowl: Friday Night Lights, Thanksfelix Bowl IV: I Can't Quit ...., Felix Bowl XXVIII: Trying Not To Pull Anything
Non-Football Appearances: Felix Bowl V: V is for Volleyball
Thanksfelix Bowl II: Somebody Please Beat McGrath's Team Player Bio (11/8/2011)
Ed Brown has ascended the rankings as of late and is considered by many one of the top quarterbacks in the league. Ed is still looking to claim a championship ring to go with those kind words and top rankings. He kind of feels like Peyton Manning right now, while rival’s Alex Fleischer and Ian McGrath continue to take down titles and be the Patriots. The comeback this past summer was heartbreaking and Ed has not forgotten. He has decided to go all Joe Namath on Ian McGrath and guarantee a victory at this Thanksfelixbowl, the memory of last year’s Thanksfelixbowl (where McGrath and Fleischer beat him in the finals …. Again) still fresh on his mind. Ed has been studying the playbooks and throwing down at Penn State rather than attending class. He even has occasionally done distance runs to increase his fitness. Don’t be surprised if Ed shows up not just as a quarterback, but as a valuable wide out as well.
Felixbowl VII: One More for Good Measure (8/7/2011)
Player Comparison - Matt Ryan
League Ranking - #9
FelixBowl IV: A New Hope Player Bio (11/22/2010)
Ed Brown has a cannon for an arm that has led to some of the longest passes in Felixbowl history. After a rocky first few appearences Ed Brown was perhaps the QB of the year in 2009-2010 with his Thanksfelixbowl performance and rarely touched on Felix Bowl III performance. Ed can make any receiver into a dominating deep threat.
Non-Football Appearances: Felix Bowl V: V is for Volleyball
Thanksfelix Bowl II: Somebody Please Beat McGrath's Team Player Bio (11/8/2011)
Ed Brown has ascended the rankings as of late and is considered by many one of the top quarterbacks in the league. Ed is still looking to claim a championship ring to go with those kind words and top rankings. He kind of feels like Peyton Manning right now, while rival’s Alex Fleischer and Ian McGrath continue to take down titles and be the Patriots. The comeback this past summer was heartbreaking and Ed has not forgotten. He has decided to go all Joe Namath on Ian McGrath and guarantee a victory at this Thanksfelixbowl, the memory of last year’s Thanksfelixbowl (where McGrath and Fleischer beat him in the finals …. Again) still fresh on his mind. Ed has been studying the playbooks and throwing down at Penn State rather than attending class. He even has occasionally done distance runs to increase his fitness. Don’t be surprised if Ed shows up not just as a quarterback, but as a valuable wide out as well.
Felixbowl VII: One More for Good Measure (8/7/2011)
Player Comparison - Matt Ryan
League Ranking - #9
FelixBowl IV: A New Hope Player Bio (11/22/2010)
Ed Brown has a cannon for an arm that has led to some of the longest passes in Felixbowl history. After a rocky first few appearences Ed Brown was perhaps the QB of the year in 2009-2010 with his Thanksfelixbowl performance and rarely touched on Felix Bowl III performance. Ed can make any receiver into a dominating deep threat.
Josh Elkan
Appearances: None
Thanksfelix Bowl VII: Thanksfelix Isn't All That Clever In Retrospect Player Bio (11/7/2017)
Dante Robinson
Thanksfelix Bowl VII: Thanksfelix Isn't All That Clever In Retrospect Player Bio (11/7/2017)
Dante Robinson
Sometimes there’s a certain common aspect between two players’ games that makes you ignore any other potential problems with their equivalence.
For Dante Robinson, a speedster with a rocket arm, and Josh Elkan, a former speedster who has an arm, that one common trait was a bottomless pit of a stomach. I’ve once seen Josh Elkan sit down with a tray full of pizza, fruit, chips and sugar cookies and get back up with a tray of fruit ready to double his intake. Have you ever seen Dante not eat? Kids got a sandwich with him seemingly every time he comes up to bat. How does he not puke all over Eckman Acres?
Plus their both lefties. Everybody knows if you have two lefties matched together you automatically win player comparisons.
Jarrett Felix
Appearances: Felix Bowl I, Birthday Bowl, Felix Bowl II, UDXC Bowl, Thanksfelix Bowl, Felix Bowl III: Return of the King, Felix Bowl IV: A New Hope, Felixbowl VII: One More for Good Measure, Thanksfelix Bowl II: Somebody Please Beat McGrath's Team, Felix Bowl X: Nuff Said, FelixBowl: Friday Night Lights, Thanksfelix Bowl 4: I Just Can't Quit ...., FelixBowl XI: A Tradition Unlike Any Other, Felixbowl XXII: My 22nd Birthday, The Reunion Bowl I: The Felix Menace, The Reunion Bowl, Thanksfelix Bowl Something: I Thought He Would Have Outgrown This by Now, Thanksfelix Bowl VII: Thanksfelix Isn't All That Clever In Retrospect, Thanksfelix Bowl VIII: Backyard Football Bowl I, Felix Bowl XXVIII: Trying Not To Pull Anything
Non-Football Appearances: Felix Bowl V: V is for Volleyball, Felixbowl VI: The Quest for More Attention, Felix Basketbowl II: Pun Intended (like I said 90% there is just a Facebook event and this never actually happened, but if it did I was there)
To clarify, I have been at all of them. That is why they are called Felix Bowls.
Championships: Thanksfelix Bowl, Reunion Bowl, Thanksfelix Bowl VII: Thanksfelix Isn't All That Clever In Retrospect, Felix Bowl XXVIII: Trying Not To Pull Anything
MVP: Felix Bowl I (Offensive)
Thanksfelix Bowl VII: Thanksfelix Isn't All That Clever In Retrospect Player Bio (11/7/2017)
Sally Dobbs
FelixBowl XI: A Tradition Unlike Any Other Player Bio (5/2/2013)
As the record keeper of the Felix Bowls, Jarrett knows that it has been a very long time since he has taken down a title. In fact, on his 18th birthday he won his first and only Felix Bowl championship. Despite playing in every Felix Bowl and getting to a variety of championship games, he has recently always seemed to come up just short. He has had a variety of high profile rivalries and his enthusiasm for Felix Bowls have never died despite the fact that he has said on multiple occassions that he will not be doing anymore (this is the third one he has done since he first claimed he was done). Now Felix has everything to prove, he may know the stats and have the awesome sports goggles, but can he take down a title?
Thanksfelix Bowl II: Somebody Please Beat McGrath's Team Player Bio (11/8/2011)
The commissioner of the league, rankings official, general manager of operations, senior operator in charge of the rules, the list goes on, but ultimately all of these jobs don’t mean anything for Felix. He has won just one championship and rumors are circulating that if he does not knock off Ian McGrath at this year’s felixbowl, the name felixbowl will be replaced with mcgrathbowl. Felix has no excuses despite accusations that his glasses are making him play bad and that he is a huge nerd. He still loses hours of sleep remembering McGrath make a game winning catch and watching Pyfer run away from him for another game winning catch and seeing Mitchell Silver dive into a puddle all for nothing. But Felix has trained hard like he was Rocky in that one Rocky movie and he is faster, bigger and stronger than he ever has been before and is determined to erase the bad memories and maintain the title felixbowl. Because honestly it sounds way better than mcgrath bowl.
Felixbowl VII: One More for Good Measure (8/7/2011)
Player Comparison - Nnamdi Asmougha
League Ranking - #6
FelixBowl IV: A New Hope Player Bio (11/22/2010)
Felix has put pressure on himself every game to succeed, yet has watched his team come up short. In the first Felixbowl he earned offensive MVP, but gave up the game winning TD. He followed that up with a disappointing performance on his own birthday in the Birthday Bowl. It remains the biggest blow out in Felixbowl history. Felix faced rival captain Mark Pyfer in the Felixbowl II Championship game. In this tournament he had been known for his QB skills and came in to the title game as favorites but his coaching errors ended the team’s hopes. Finally he surrendered his captain duties for the first time en route to his first ever championship in the Thanksfelixbowl. For Felix his happiness would end here. Felix Bowl III was a large flop. Although Felix and his team were rolling by the end of the tournament, they did not end up with a team title, finishing in a tie for second. Felix will try to win his first Felixbowl as captain of the East team at Felixbowl IV.
Non-Football Appearances: Felix Bowl V: V is for Volleyball, Felixbowl VI: The Quest for More Attention, Felix Basketbowl II: Pun Intended (like I said 90% there is just a Facebook event and this never actually happened, but if it did I was there)
To clarify, I have been at all of them. That is why they are called Felix Bowls.
Championships: Thanksfelix Bowl, Reunion Bowl, Thanksfelix Bowl VII: Thanksfelix Isn't All That Clever In Retrospect, Felix Bowl XXVIII: Trying Not To Pull Anything
MVP: Felix Bowl I (Offensive)
Thanksfelix Bowl VII: Thanksfelix Isn't All That Clever In Retrospect Player Bio (11/7/2017)
Sally Dobbs
I’m sure some of you are surprised by this comparison. You’re saying to yourself, “Jarrett, why are you giving yourself Sally Dobbs when a blonde, glasses wearing nerd is available?” Please. You think I’m just taking the easy way out. Dmitri Petrovich is a 6 foot, 300 pound 11 year old. His specialties are kicking and blocking. I’m no Dmitri Petrovich. Maybe if I ate Zach Hordeski I’d be Dmitri Petrovich, but for now, I’m not.
Here’s the thing about Sally Dobbs. Her nickname is “The Boss” and not in the way the cool kids say, “Oh, that guy is the boss”. It’s more the way somebody who thinks they are in charge, but really have no impact is ironically referred to as “The Boss”. Her best skills are throwing and running, but if you actually play with her, you realize she isn’t that good at being quarterback or running. Clearly, she rated herself in this game. It’s almost like she is the one making up all the player comparisons. She’s got a little brother. I have a little brother. It just makes sense.
According to something I read on Reddit, Sally Dobbs’s NFL player comparison is Tyrod Taylor. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve played touch football and been confused for Tyrod Taylor.
Look Sally Dobbs and I may not look alike, but these are player comparisons. Like Daryl Morey, I’m not afraid to go for a cross-racial, cross-gender equivalent. It’s 2017 people.
FelixBowl XI: A Tradition Unlike Any Other Player Bio (5/2/2013)
As the record keeper of the Felix Bowls, Jarrett knows that it has been a very long time since he has taken down a title. In fact, on his 18th birthday he won his first and only Felix Bowl championship. Despite playing in every Felix Bowl and getting to a variety of championship games, he has recently always seemed to come up just short. He has had a variety of high profile rivalries and his enthusiasm for Felix Bowls have never died despite the fact that he has said on multiple occassions that he will not be doing anymore (this is the third one he has done since he first claimed he was done). Now Felix has everything to prove, he may know the stats and have the awesome sports goggles, but can he take down a title?
Thanksfelix Bowl II: Somebody Please Beat McGrath's Team Player Bio (11/8/2011)
The commissioner of the league, rankings official, general manager of operations, senior operator in charge of the rules, the list goes on, but ultimately all of these jobs don’t mean anything for Felix. He has won just one championship and rumors are circulating that if he does not knock off Ian McGrath at this year’s felixbowl, the name felixbowl will be replaced with mcgrathbowl. Felix has no excuses despite accusations that his glasses are making him play bad and that he is a huge nerd. He still loses hours of sleep remembering McGrath make a game winning catch and watching Pyfer run away from him for another game winning catch and seeing Mitchell Silver dive into a puddle all for nothing. But Felix has trained hard like he was Rocky in that one Rocky movie and he is faster, bigger and stronger than he ever has been before and is determined to erase the bad memories and maintain the title felixbowl. Because honestly it sounds way better than mcgrath bowl.
Felixbowl VII: One More for Good Measure (8/7/2011)
Player Comparison - Nnamdi Asmougha
League Ranking - #6
FelixBowl IV: A New Hope Player Bio (11/22/2010)
Felix has put pressure on himself every game to succeed, yet has watched his team come up short. In the first Felixbowl he earned offensive MVP, but gave up the game winning TD. He followed that up with a disappointing performance on his own birthday in the Birthday Bowl. It remains the biggest blow out in Felixbowl history. Felix faced rival captain Mark Pyfer in the Felixbowl II Championship game. In this tournament he had been known for his QB skills and came in to the title game as favorites but his coaching errors ended the team’s hopes. Finally he surrendered his captain duties for the first time en route to his first ever championship in the Thanksfelixbowl. For Felix his happiness would end here. Felix Bowl III was a large flop. Although Felix and his team were rolling by the end of the tournament, they did not end up with a team title, finishing in a tie for second. Felix will try to win his first Felixbowl as captain of the East team at Felixbowl IV.
Luke Felix
Appearances: FelixBowl IV: A New Hope, Thanksfelix Bowl Something: I Thought He Would Have Outgrown This by Now, Thanksfelix Bowl VII: Thanksfelix Isn't All That Clever In Retrospect, Thaksfelix Bowl VIII: Backyard Football Bowl I, Felix Bowl XXVIII: Trying Not To Pull Anything
Championships: Thanksfelix Bowl Something: I Thought He Would Have Outgrown This by Now, Thanksfelix Bowl VII: Thanksfelix Isn't All That Clever In Retrospect, Felix Bowl XXVIII: Trying Not To Pull Anything
Thanksfelix Bowl VII: Thanksfelix Isn't All That Clever In Retrospect Player Bio (11/7/2017)
Star Moonbeam
Felixbowl VII: One More for Good Measure Player Comparison (8/7/2011)
Andre Johnson
FelixBowl IV: A New Hope Player Bio (11/24/2010)
Luke will make a much talked about debut in Felixbowl IV according to the newest reports from organization. If Luke does show up it will be a much debated debut as his value has been speculated about for some time now. Felix may have never seen a Felixbowl game, but he has real football experience that will come into play. He is arguably the fastest player there, and has spent the past month getting big, while lifting in the gym. He has the advantage of being able to catch passes from potential QB Jarrett Felix in his own backyard. With a deadly combination of strength, agility, and hands that few truly know, the former Horsham Hawk looks poised to become the first class of 2012 member to win an MVP award
Championships: Thanksfelix Bowl Something: I Thought He Would Have Outgrown This by Now, Thanksfelix Bowl VII: Thanksfelix Isn't All That Clever In Retrospect, Felix Bowl XXVIII: Trying Not To Pull Anything
Thanksfelix Bowl VII: Thanksfelix Isn't All That Clever In Retrospect Player Bio (11/7/2017)
Star Moonbeam
Those of you who are true Backyard sports fanatics will remember Star. She was a super fast running back that somehow always seemed to be leading the league in rushing touchdowns even though all you did during your games was hand it to Pablo on a sonic boom play.
Star isn’t one of the kids you can pick for your team in normal gameplay, instead she is a computer generated player that you will play against in league mode. But you see her skills and find yourself thinking, is there any way I can get this kid on my team?
Luke is a similar breed. He’s quiet and you don’t know much about him. Heck, he’s my own brother and I could barely tell you his middle name. But he’s fast, elusive and leads the league in rushing touchdowns. He’s not been around for every Felix Bowl, but like Star Moonbeam, if you glitch the game and unlock him for your squad, you’ll be pleased with the results.
Felixbowl VII: One More for Good Measure Player Comparison (8/7/2011)
Andre Johnson
FelixBowl IV: A New Hope Player Bio (11/24/2010)
Luke will make a much talked about debut in Felixbowl IV according to the newest reports from organization. If Luke does show up it will be a much debated debut as his value has been speculated about for some time now. Felix may have never seen a Felixbowl game, but he has real football experience that will come into play. He is arguably the fastest player there, and has spent the past month getting big, while lifting in the gym. He has the advantage of being able to catch passes from potential QB Jarrett Felix in his own backyard. With a deadly combination of strength, agility, and hands that few truly know, the former Horsham Hawk looks poised to become the first class of 2012 member to win an MVP award
Francis Ferruzzi
Appearances: UDXC Bowl, Thanksfelix Bowl, Felix Bowl III: Return of the King (Late Arrival), Felix Bowl IV: A New Hope, Felix Bowl VII: One More for Good Measure, Felix Bowl X: Nuff Said
Non-Football Appearances: Felix Bowl V: V is for Volleyball
Thanksfelix Bowl VII: Thanksfelix Isn't All That Clever In Retrospect Player Bio (11/22/2017)
Pete Wheeler
According to one fan, Fran and Pete was the easiest comparison of the bunch. Francis is lanky, fast and simple in much the same way Wheeler is. They both give off a vibe that says to the opponent, “I might catch this, but I also might just randomly turn the opposite direction and have it hit me in the back”. But here’s the thing, when those catches land, they end up as huge, game breaking plays that crush the enemies hopes and dreams. There’s a reason Pete Wheeler is a top pick in any backyard football game. It’s because we are blinded by his speed and forget about his inefficiencies overall in skills essential to football success. I meant, it’s because he’s got speed that allows him to score touchdowns from anywhere on the field.
Thanksfelix Bowl II: Somebody Please Beat McGrath's Team Player Bio (11/8/2011)
Francis has struggled in Felixbowls in the past and now with his return to the Felixbowl most likely conflicting with his intense regional cross country training, he will not be able to showcase his rare skill set on the field on the big game in all of his glory. Despite not winning a title, Ferruzzi has not lost confidence in his gaming ability and is confident that his superior size and speed can carry him to the top of the Felixbowl scene one day soon. He also enjoys chilling on the sidelines with all of his college bros so don’t be surprised if he shows up and just chills out and gives moral support. He also may try and market his new line of bananas with faces to you so be on the look out.
Felixbowl VII: One More for Good Measure (8/7/2011)
Player Comparison - Jeremy Maclin
League Ranking - #15
FelixBowl IV: A New Hope Player Bio (11/22/2010)
Francis may be goofy, but he takes winning seriously. Unfortunately he has either struggled to get the ball or he has been on bad teams so his talents have gone over looked. This year he is excited about showing off his middle school football talents and utilizing a new found speed. He will out last the competition with his superior endurance as well. If a team can use Francis correctly he will be a dangerous weapon for all of the games he plays.
Non-Football Appearances: Felix Bowl V: V is for Volleyball
Thanksfelix Bowl VII: Thanksfelix Isn't All That Clever In Retrospect Player Bio (11/22/2017)
Pete Wheeler
According to one fan, Fran and Pete was the easiest comparison of the bunch. Francis is lanky, fast and simple in much the same way Wheeler is. They both give off a vibe that says to the opponent, “I might catch this, but I also might just randomly turn the opposite direction and have it hit me in the back”. But here’s the thing, when those catches land, they end up as huge, game breaking plays that crush the enemies hopes and dreams. There’s a reason Pete Wheeler is a top pick in any backyard football game. It’s because we are blinded by his speed and forget about his inefficiencies overall in skills essential to football success. I meant, it’s because he’s got speed that allows him to score touchdowns from anywhere on the field.
Thanksfelix Bowl II: Somebody Please Beat McGrath's Team Player Bio (11/8/2011)
Francis has struggled in Felixbowls in the past and now with his return to the Felixbowl most likely conflicting with his intense regional cross country training, he will not be able to showcase his rare skill set on the field on the big game in all of his glory. Despite not winning a title, Ferruzzi has not lost confidence in his gaming ability and is confident that his superior size and speed can carry him to the top of the Felixbowl scene one day soon. He also enjoys chilling on the sidelines with all of his college bros so don’t be surprised if he shows up and just chills out and gives moral support. He also may try and market his new line of bananas with faces to you so be on the look out.
Felixbowl VII: One More for Good Measure (8/7/2011)
Player Comparison - Jeremy Maclin
League Ranking - #15
FelixBowl IV: A New Hope Player Bio (11/22/2010)
Francis may be goofy, but he takes winning seriously. Unfortunately he has either struggled to get the ball or he has been on bad teams so his talents have gone over looked. This year he is excited about showing off his middle school football talents and utilizing a new found speed. He will out last the competition with his superior endurance as well. If a team can use Francis correctly he will be a dangerous weapon for all of the games he plays.
Alex Fleischer
Appearances: Felix Bowl III: Return of the King, FelixBowl IV: A New Hope, Felix Bowl VII: One More for Good Measure, Thanksfelix Bowl II: Somebody Please Beat McGrath's Team, Thanksfelix Bowl VII: Thanksfelix Isn't All That Clever In Retrospect
Non-Football Appearances: Felix Bowl VI: The Quest for More Attention (Basketball)
Championships: Felix Bowl III: Return of the King, FelixBowl IV: A New Hope, Felix Bowl VII: One More for Good Measure, Thanksfelix Bowl VII: Thanksfelix Isn't All That Clever In Retrospect
MVPs: Felix Bowl VII: One More for Good Measure (Defensive)
FelixBowl XI: A Tradition Unlike Any Other Player Bio (5/3/2013)
Fleischer is perhaps the most globally recognized player in Felix Bowl history having appeared on a variety of TV spots supporting his Temple Owls. But beyond simple school spirit and passion for the game, Fleischer brings a strategic mind and diverse skill set to the football grid iron. Fleischer has won multiple Felix Bowl titles and has done it with passing, catching and defense. He is unafraid to stick his neck out and make sacrifices for the team, even if it means risking his glorious face that he has for TV. Fleischer's Felix Bowl experience and brilliant football mind make him one of the most well rounded pick ups available.
Thanksfelix Bowl II: Somebody Please Beat McGrath's Team Player Bio (11/8/2011)
Alex Fleischer is maybe the only player in Felixbowl history to win the championship in every felixbowl he has played it. It is this kind of superior record that has gained him league wide respect and a #2 overall ranking in the newest addition of the felixbowl rankings. Fleischer himself has been paired with #1 overall ranked Ian McGrath in the past 3 Felixbowls where the two are undefeated together. Alex continually has slipped in the rankings and the draft order to the point where his teams have become easily some of the most talented ever assembled including the likes of Dave Lerman, John Miller, Ian McGrath and Mitch Sacks in some form or the other. Fleischer is determined this year to prove that it is not his supporting cast that has gained him his undefeated record, but his own great passing and coverage ability, coupled with his sports savvy mind and superior in game tactics.
Felixbowl VII: One More for Good Measure (8/7/2011)
Player Comparison - Phillip Rivers
League Ranking - #8
FelixBowl IV: A New Hope Player Bio (11/22/2010)
Alex Fleischer’s only Felixbowl appearance led to a team title. He has a great arm and he used it to lead his team in Felixbowl III to an undefeated record. If he had played in more Felixbowls his name would be all over the record books and All Felixbowl team books. He has never lost a single game in a Felixbowl and his knowledge, skill, and playmaking ability will make it easy for this trend to continue.
Non-Football Appearances: Felix Bowl VI: The Quest for More Attention (Basketball)
Championships: Felix Bowl III: Return of the King, FelixBowl IV: A New Hope, Felix Bowl VII: One More for Good Measure, Thanksfelix Bowl VII: Thanksfelix Isn't All That Clever In Retrospect
MVPs: Felix Bowl VII: One More for Good Measure (Defensive)
FelixBowl XI: A Tradition Unlike Any Other Player Bio (5/3/2013)
Fleischer is perhaps the most globally recognized player in Felix Bowl history having appeared on a variety of TV spots supporting his Temple Owls. But beyond simple school spirit and passion for the game, Fleischer brings a strategic mind and diverse skill set to the football grid iron. Fleischer has won multiple Felix Bowl titles and has done it with passing, catching and defense. He is unafraid to stick his neck out and make sacrifices for the team, even if it means risking his glorious face that he has for TV. Fleischer's Felix Bowl experience and brilliant football mind make him one of the most well rounded pick ups available.
Thanksfelix Bowl II: Somebody Please Beat McGrath's Team Player Bio (11/8/2011)
Alex Fleischer is maybe the only player in Felixbowl history to win the championship in every felixbowl he has played it. It is this kind of superior record that has gained him league wide respect and a #2 overall ranking in the newest addition of the felixbowl rankings. Fleischer himself has been paired with #1 overall ranked Ian McGrath in the past 3 Felixbowls where the two are undefeated together. Alex continually has slipped in the rankings and the draft order to the point where his teams have become easily some of the most talented ever assembled including the likes of Dave Lerman, John Miller, Ian McGrath and Mitch Sacks in some form or the other. Fleischer is determined this year to prove that it is not his supporting cast that has gained him his undefeated record, but his own great passing and coverage ability, coupled with his sports savvy mind and superior in game tactics.
Felixbowl VII: One More for Good Measure (8/7/2011)
Player Comparison - Phillip Rivers
League Ranking - #8
FelixBowl IV: A New Hope Player Bio (11/22/2010)
Alex Fleischer’s only Felixbowl appearance led to a team title. He has a great arm and he used it to lead his team in Felixbowl III to an undefeated record. If he had played in more Felixbowls his name would be all over the record books and All Felixbowl team books. He has never lost a single game in a Felixbowl and his knowledge, skill, and playmaking ability will make it easy for this trend to continue.
Brandon Goodman
Appearances: Felix Bowl III: Return of the King
Felixbowl VII: One More for Good Measure (8/7/2011)
Player Comparison - Johnny Knox
League Ranking - #10
Felixbowl VII: One More for Good Measure (8/7/2011)
Player Comparison - Johnny Knox
League Ranking - #10
Andrew Gourlay
Appearances: Felix Bowl III: Return of the King
Non-Football Appearances: Felix Bowl V: V is for Volleyball, Felix Bowl VI: The Quest for More Attention (Basketball)
MVPs: Felix Bowl III: Return of the King (Offensive)
Thanksfelix Bowl II: Somebody Please Beat McGrath's Team Player Bio (11/8/2011)
Gourlay may mostly play basketball over the summers in Willow Grove, but he has the athletic strong build that comes with doing intense workouts at the y and being friends with the Reillys at LaSalle. Gourlay has very limited Felixbowl experience and would come into the bowl as one of the oldest players to ever play in Felixbowl so these two factors will conflict interestingly on the field in terms of experience. In Gourlay’s one bowl appearance he nearly carried a team of underdogs and no names players to a title before being dramatically robbed in an epic super overtime thriller. His sometimes called large head and hot headed attitude both use the word head, but if he plays up to his potential in this year’s game the only head comments he will be getting are from the girls on the sidelines.
Felixbowl VII: One More for Good Measure Player Comparison (8/7/2011)
Terrell Owens
Non-Football Appearances: Felix Bowl V: V is for Volleyball, Felix Bowl VI: The Quest for More Attention (Basketball)
MVPs: Felix Bowl III: Return of the King (Offensive)
Thanksfelix Bowl II: Somebody Please Beat McGrath's Team Player Bio (11/8/2011)
Gourlay may mostly play basketball over the summers in Willow Grove, but he has the athletic strong build that comes with doing intense workouts at the y and being friends with the Reillys at LaSalle. Gourlay has very limited Felixbowl experience and would come into the bowl as one of the oldest players to ever play in Felixbowl so these two factors will conflict interestingly on the field in terms of experience. In Gourlay’s one bowl appearance he nearly carried a team of underdogs and no names players to a title before being dramatically robbed in an epic super overtime thriller. His sometimes called large head and hot headed attitude both use the word head, but if he plays up to his potential in this year’s game the only head comments he will be getting are from the girls on the sidelines.
Felixbowl VII: One More for Good Measure Player Comparison (8/7/2011)
Terrell Owens
Zach Hordeski
Appearances: UDXC Bowl, FelixBowl IV: A New Hope, Felix Bowl VII: One More for Good Measure, Thanksfelix Bowl II: Somebody Please Beat McGrath's Team, Felix Bowl X: Nuff Said, Felix Bowl: Friday Night Lights, Thanksfelix Bowl IV: I Can't Quit ...., Felix Bowl XI: A Tradition Unlike Any OTher, Felix Bowl XXII: My 22nd Birthday, Reunion Bowl
Championships: FelixBowl IV: A New Hope, Felix Bowl VII: One More for Good Measure
MVPs: Felix Bowl VII: One More for Good Measure (Offensive)
FelixBowl XI: A Tradition Unlike Any Other Player Bio (5/3/2013)
Hordeski became an instant sleeper pick when he and his quick feet helped his team win his first felix bowl appearance. Since that day Hordeski has been one of the best slot receivers in the game and a guy who is reliable to give 100% every game. He has never been afraid of being too young as he showed at the UDXC bowl that he was a man who could hang with the big boys. Now a Senior himself, Hordeski will try to break through for another title at this year's event. Rise lord Vader.
Thanksfelix Bowl II: Please Somebody Beat McGrath's Team Player Bio (11/8/2011)
Hordeski’s love for the Felixbowl commissioner must be having an impact on his performances, because Hordeski has recently become one of the most underrated, underappreciated players in Felixbowl history. He has deceiving speed and solid hands that have led him to two straight championships and a surprise offensive player of the tournament award last summer. Fleischer and McGath have claimed the glory and high rankings, but Hordeski has quietly sat back with his two rings and continued to play hard and help teams win. As long as he doesn’t bike into the city the day before the big game, he should show up and be a factor in deciding the team champions.
Felixbowl VII: One More for Good Measure Player Comparison (8/7/2011)
Percy Harvin
FelixBowl IV: A New Hope Player Bio (11/22/2010)
Hordeski had a strong showing at the UDXC Bowl, his only Felixbowl appearance but his limited action has raised a lot of questions. There is no doubt Hordeski has a great combination of speed and endurance. Now it becomes a matter of translating it to the football field and combining it with his catching ability. Although Hordeski occasionally lacks focus, the talent is there for success.
Championships: FelixBowl IV: A New Hope, Felix Bowl VII: One More for Good Measure
MVPs: Felix Bowl VII: One More for Good Measure (Offensive)
FelixBowl XI: A Tradition Unlike Any Other Player Bio (5/3/2013)
Hordeski became an instant sleeper pick when he and his quick feet helped his team win his first felix bowl appearance. Since that day Hordeski has been one of the best slot receivers in the game and a guy who is reliable to give 100% every game. He has never been afraid of being too young as he showed at the UDXC bowl that he was a man who could hang with the big boys. Now a Senior himself, Hordeski will try to break through for another title at this year's event. Rise lord Vader.
Thanksfelix Bowl II: Please Somebody Beat McGrath's Team Player Bio (11/8/2011)
Hordeski’s love for the Felixbowl commissioner must be having an impact on his performances, because Hordeski has recently become one of the most underrated, underappreciated players in Felixbowl history. He has deceiving speed and solid hands that have led him to two straight championships and a surprise offensive player of the tournament award last summer. Fleischer and McGath have claimed the glory and high rankings, but Hordeski has quietly sat back with his two rings and continued to play hard and help teams win. As long as he doesn’t bike into the city the day before the big game, he should show up and be a factor in deciding the team champions.
Felixbowl VII: One More for Good Measure Player Comparison (8/7/2011)
Percy Harvin
FelixBowl IV: A New Hope Player Bio (11/22/2010)
Hordeski had a strong showing at the UDXC Bowl, his only Felixbowl appearance but his limited action has raised a lot of questions. There is no doubt Hordeski has a great combination of speed and endurance. Now it becomes a matter of translating it to the football field and combining it with his catching ability. Although Hordeski occasionally lacks focus, the talent is there for success.
Zach Jacobs
Appearances: UDXC Bowl, Thanksfelix Bowl, Felix Bowl III: Return of the King, FelixBowl IV: A New Hope, Felix Bowl VII: One More for Good Measure, Thanksfelix Bowl II: Somebody Please Beat McGrath's Team, Felix X: Nuff Said, Felix Bowl: Friday Night Lights, Thanksfelix Bowl IV: I Can't Quit ...., Felix Bowl XI: A Tradition Unlike Any Other, Felix Bowl XXII: My 22nd Birthday, Reunion Bowl I: The Felix Menace, Reunion Bowl
Championships: FelixBowl IV: A New Hope, Felix Bowl VII: One More for Good Measure
FelixBowl XI: A Tradition Unlike Any Other Player Bio (5/2/2013)
Zach came into the league as a young, timid looking freshman. But he then made some big catches in the UDXC bowl and was welcomed into the club as a legit player. Now, with just as much experience as most of his fellow competitors, Jacobs is looking to take the next step, from solid wide out, to super star play maker. Jacobs is now a senior who has seen the world and undertaken a recent training program in Florida to prep for this experience. He hopes to end his UD high school career with a felix bowl championship.
Thanksfelix Bowl II: Somebody Please Beat McGrath's Team Player Bio (11/8/2011)
Jacobs has teamed up with Hordeski, McGrath and Fleischer to take back to back titles in his early appearances in the Felixbowl league. Jacobs is not the thickest player, but he utilizes his light frame to maneuver through crowded fields and find himself wide open in points. He tends to create mismatches because defenses underestimate his skills as a receiver. Ever since the UDXC bowl, Jacobs has been a name that people say with a tone of surprise, but he is never surprised. He expects to win and he doesn’t expect anything to change this time around. He doesn’t want to live in the shadow of the other members of the dynasty anymore and he will play hard til he pukes like it’s a chocolate milk mile.
Felixbowl VII: One More for Good Measure Player Comparison (8/7/2011)
Kenny Britt
FelixBowl IV: A New Hope Player Bio (11/22/2010)
Jacobs shocked a lot of people with his performance in the UDXC Bowl and followed that up with a solid performance in the Thanksfelixbowl. Jacobs is one of the younger, lesser known players in the tournament who is overlooked because of his size and stature but he proved multiple times if left open he will make the defense pay.
Championships: FelixBowl IV: A New Hope, Felix Bowl VII: One More for Good Measure
FelixBowl XI: A Tradition Unlike Any Other Player Bio (5/2/2013)
Zach came into the league as a young, timid looking freshman. But he then made some big catches in the UDXC bowl and was welcomed into the club as a legit player. Now, with just as much experience as most of his fellow competitors, Jacobs is looking to take the next step, from solid wide out, to super star play maker. Jacobs is now a senior who has seen the world and undertaken a recent training program in Florida to prep for this experience. He hopes to end his UD high school career with a felix bowl championship.
Thanksfelix Bowl II: Somebody Please Beat McGrath's Team Player Bio (11/8/2011)
Jacobs has teamed up with Hordeski, McGrath and Fleischer to take back to back titles in his early appearances in the Felixbowl league. Jacobs is not the thickest player, but he utilizes his light frame to maneuver through crowded fields and find himself wide open in points. He tends to create mismatches because defenses underestimate his skills as a receiver. Ever since the UDXC bowl, Jacobs has been a name that people say with a tone of surprise, but he is never surprised. He expects to win and he doesn’t expect anything to change this time around. He doesn’t want to live in the shadow of the other members of the dynasty anymore and he will play hard til he pukes like it’s a chocolate milk mile.
Felixbowl VII: One More for Good Measure Player Comparison (8/7/2011)
Kenny Britt
FelixBowl IV: A New Hope Player Bio (11/22/2010)
Jacobs shocked a lot of people with his performance in the UDXC Bowl and followed that up with a solid performance in the Thanksfelixbowl. Jacobs is one of the younger, lesser known players in the tournament who is overlooked because of his size and stature but he proved multiple times if left open he will make the defense pay.
Dan Johnson
Appearances: Thanksfelix Bowl, Felix Bowl VII: One More for Good Measure, Thanksfelix Bowl II: Somebody Please Beat McGrath's Team, Felix X: Nuff Said, Felix Bowl: Friday Night Lights, Thanksfelix Bowl IV: I Can't Quit ...., Felix Bowl XXII: My 22nd Birthday, Thanksfelix Bowl VIII: Backyard Football Bowl I, Felix Bowl XXVIII: Trying Not To Pull Anything
Championships: Thanksfelix Bowl VIII: Backyard Football Bowl I
Thanksfelix Bowl II: Somebody Please Beat McGrath's Team Player Bio (11/8/2011)
He’s tall, he’s got an arm, he’s surprisingly quick, he’s got sure hands, and he’s got sweet facial hair. It’s tough not to pick Dan Johnson as a sleeper pick to really make a big impact on this thanksfelixbowl. He just missed winning his first championship over the summer and the memory has haunted him for the past 5 minutes, which certainly will inspire him to play great on thanksgiving. He is a great quarterback and often under-utilized and under rated wide receiver. He definitely creates match up problems with his height and knowledge of the game, making him a valuable pick for anyone’s team this thanksgiving.
Championships: Thanksfelix Bowl VIII: Backyard Football Bowl I
Thanksfelix Bowl II: Somebody Please Beat McGrath's Team Player Bio (11/8/2011)
He’s tall, he’s got an arm, he’s surprisingly quick, he’s got sure hands, and he’s got sweet facial hair. It’s tough not to pick Dan Johnson as a sleeper pick to really make a big impact on this thanksfelixbowl. He just missed winning his first championship over the summer and the memory has haunted him for the past 5 minutes, which certainly will inspire him to play great on thanksgiving. He is a great quarterback and often under-utilized and under rated wide receiver. He definitely creates match up problems with his height and knowledge of the game, making him a valuable pick for anyone’s team this thanksgiving.
Jae Kim
Appearances: Felix Bowl IV: A New Hope, Felixbowl VII: One More for Good Measure, Thanksfelix Bowl II: Somebody Please Beat McGrath's Team
FelixBowl XI: A Tradition Unlike Any Other Player Bio (5/2/2013)
As one of the youngest competitors in the FelixBowl, Jae Kim has benefited from years of experience. He came in as a relative unknown and has since developed into one of the youthful stars of the game. He has strong speed off the field, boasting a sub 2 800m PR, something that only 3 competitors in Felix Bowl history have ever accomplished. Kim also pioneered wide receiver gloves in FelixBowls and even though they have not quite caught on, true historians of the game will always remember Jae Kim's contribution.
Thanksfelix Bowl II: Somebody Please Beat McGrath's Team (11/8/2011)
Although he is one of the youngest players currently in the Felixbowl league, Jae has certainly tried to make up for his lack of experience. In his first bowl appearance his team struggled and couldn’t seem to come together to win, but now Jae has had an extra year of maturing and an extra year of trying really hard to be friends with all the older kids, which hopefully will play to his advantage. Jae has a solid combination of both speed and endurance and has boosted his football iq by playing in multiple fantasy football leagues. He hopes to step up and outshine the performances of other youngsters such as Jacobs and Hordeski who have excelled on the bowl scene.
Felixbowl VII: One More for Good Measure Player Comparison (8/7/2011)
Brandon Marshall
FelixBowl IV: A New Hope Player Bio (11/22/2010)
Jae Kim will make his Felix Bowl debut surrounded by mystery. His own skills are in question, but if his football skills are anything like his cross country skills he can not be underestimated. Jae will surely have speed and guts and in a Felixbowl those are two of the most important attributes. If he can back up these traits with a pair of solid hands and football smarts he will be the ultimate sleeper pick on draft day.
FelixBowl XI: A Tradition Unlike Any Other Player Bio (5/2/2013)
As one of the youngest competitors in the FelixBowl, Jae Kim has benefited from years of experience. He came in as a relative unknown and has since developed into one of the youthful stars of the game. He has strong speed off the field, boasting a sub 2 800m PR, something that only 3 competitors in Felix Bowl history have ever accomplished. Kim also pioneered wide receiver gloves in FelixBowls and even though they have not quite caught on, true historians of the game will always remember Jae Kim's contribution.
Thanksfelix Bowl II: Somebody Please Beat McGrath's Team (11/8/2011)
Although he is one of the youngest players currently in the Felixbowl league, Jae has certainly tried to make up for his lack of experience. In his first bowl appearance his team struggled and couldn’t seem to come together to win, but now Jae has had an extra year of maturing and an extra year of trying really hard to be friends with all the older kids, which hopefully will play to his advantage. Jae has a solid combination of both speed and endurance and has boosted his football iq by playing in multiple fantasy football leagues. He hopes to step up and outshine the performances of other youngsters such as Jacobs and Hordeski who have excelled on the bowl scene.
Felixbowl VII: One More for Good Measure Player Comparison (8/7/2011)
Brandon Marshall
FelixBowl IV: A New Hope Player Bio (11/22/2010)
Jae Kim will make his Felix Bowl debut surrounded by mystery. His own skills are in question, but if his football skills are anything like his cross country skills he can not be underestimated. Jae will surely have speed and guts and in a Felixbowl those are two of the most important attributes. If he can back up these traits with a pair of solid hands and football smarts he will be the ultimate sleeper pick on draft day.
Charlie Kline
Appearances: None
Thanksfelix Bowl VII: Thanksfelix Isn't All That Clever In Retrospect Player Bio (11/7/2017)
Thanksfelix Bowl VII: Thanksfelix Isn't All That Clever In Retrospect Player Bio (11/7/2017)
Kenny Kawaguchi is a nice guy with some surprising talent. He can move pretty quick, has solid hands and has excellent stamina. Charlie is also a nice guy with stamina. Kid can roll out of bed and run sub 27. Plus, I️ trust his hands when I️ throw the ball in his direction. Both Kenny and Charlie are perfectly capable players.
But here’s the thing: while you are out there, appreciating the friendliness and the lack of fatigue, you forget that these kids are broken. Kenny is in a wheelchair. Kids legs are more paralyzed than Justin Finch-Fletchley after he saw the basilisk through Nearly-Headless Nick. He’s not gonna be able to jump up and catch passes. Meanwhile, if Charlie jumped up and made a catch, he would come down on his fragile shins and immediately get a stress fracture. So essentially neither of them can jump up and make a play on a deep ball.
If you can wrap your head around that, you will be pleased with the receiver you have on your squad. If you read too much into those players player awards you will end up with a heart more broken than Charlie’s tibia.
Eric Lau
Appearances: Felix Bowl I, Felix Bowl II, Thanksfelix Bowl II: Somebody Please Beat McGrath's Team
Championships: Felix Bowl I
Championships: Felix Bowl I
Joe Lauman
Appearances: Felix Bowl I, Felix Bowl II, Thanksfelix Bowl
Championships: Thanksfelix Bowl
Championships: Thanksfelix Bowl
Brian Lee
Appearances: Felix Bowl I, Birthday Bowl
Championships: Birthday Bowl
Thanksfelixbowl II: Somebody Please Beat McGrath's Team Player Bio (11/8/2011)
Brian Lee is widely considered silent but deadly. He hasn’t played in a felixbowl for a considerable amount of time now and honestly most sources say he has been relatively quiet and out of the spot light of the media. But Lee will certainly not be out of the spotlight over thanksgiving break if he takes the field for the first time in years within the context of a felixbowl. Brian will look to take back his record for most catches by a person born outside of the United States and hopefully couple that with a championship. The only question is will Lee lose his record for least words said in a felixbowl while still balling hard? Like I said, silent but deadly.
Championships: Birthday Bowl
Thanksfelixbowl II: Somebody Please Beat McGrath's Team Player Bio (11/8/2011)
Brian Lee is widely considered silent but deadly. He hasn’t played in a felixbowl for a considerable amount of time now and honestly most sources say he has been relatively quiet and out of the spot light of the media. But Lee will certainly not be out of the spotlight over thanksgiving break if he takes the field for the first time in years within the context of a felixbowl. Brian will look to take back his record for most catches by a person born outside of the United States and hopefully couple that with a championship. The only question is will Lee lose his record for least words said in a felixbowl while still balling hard? Like I said, silent but deadly.
Andrew Leopold
Appearances: Thanksfelixbowl II: Somebody Please Beat McGrath's Team, Felix Bowl X: Nuff Said, Felix Bowl: Friday Night Lights, Thanksfelix Bowl 4: I Just Can't Quit ...., Felix Bowl XI: A Tradition Unlike Any Other, Felix Bowl XXII: My 22nd Birthday, Reunion Bowl I: The Felix Menace, Reunion Bowl, Thanksfelix Bowl VII: Thanksfelix Isn't All That Clever In Retrospect, Thanksfelix Bowl VIII: Backyard Football Bowl I, Felix Bowl XXVIII: Trying Not To Pull Anything
Championships: Thanksfelix Bowl II: Somebody Please Beat McGrath's Team, Felix Bowl X: Nuff Said, Thanksfelix Bowl VIII: Backyard Football Bowl I
MVPs: Thanksfelix Bowl II: Somebody Please Beat McGrath's Team (Co-Offensive), Felix Bowl XXVIII: Trying Not To Pull Anything (Defensive)
Thanksfelix Bowl VII: Thanksfelix Isn't All That Clever In Retrospect (11/22/2017)
Ashley Webber
FelixBowl XI: A Tradition Unlike Any Other Player Bio (5/3/2013)
Andrew made his debut in a big way, teaming up with his brother to take down a Felix Bowl title. Now, with a few years under his belt, Andrew has proven himself as more than just Ian's brother coming to join in with the old kids. He is a top flight receiver/QB combo. But Andy has struggled to beat his brother in the Bowl, Ian has won the last few contests and Andy has not won since his first. But with added experience and a bit more college experience as well, he hopes that his game will reach a new height and his second championship will come at his brother's dethronement.
(Editors Note: Per the comments, Andy won his first two Felix Bowls, the first win Ian, the second without him. Ian countered "I don't remember it that way" and I quite frankly don't remember at all, so I went with Andy's version)
Thanskfelixbowl II: Somebody Please Beat McGrath's Team Player Bio (11/8/2011)
The younger Leopold enters his first Felixbowl with mounds of pressure upon his back, trying to live up to the hype that his older brother has produced as one of the best players to every play the game. But Andrew is not intimidated by the older players or the pressure of expectations; he knows that teams will be unable to gameplan against him because he is such an unknown entity. First timers at a Felixbowl historically tend to play very well, however a younger brother (Evan Mao, Luke Felix) has struggled in Felixbowl history, just one championship between all of them. There may be more questions about Andy than answers right now, but after Thanksgiving weekend the only thing without an answer will be whoever is trying to cover him.
Championships: Thanksfelix Bowl II: Somebody Please Beat McGrath's Team, Felix Bowl X: Nuff Said, Thanksfelix Bowl VIII: Backyard Football Bowl I
MVPs: Thanksfelix Bowl II: Somebody Please Beat McGrath's Team (Co-Offensive), Felix Bowl XXVIII: Trying Not To Pull Anything (Defensive)
Thanksfelix Bowl VII: Thanksfelix Isn't All That Clever In Retrospect (11/22/2017)
Ashley Webber
The Leopold boys turned the Felix Bowl world upside down the first time they were both present for a tournament. That’s because, much like the Webber twins, the Leopold boys get a super skills boost from being on the same team.
But don’t get it twisted, Andy is his own, talented player. He’s got good length, sticky hands and deceptively strong defensive instincts. Those same skills are present in A-Webb. They are also the same skills present in a web. Like the thing a spider crawls around on. When Andy has it going out there, it’s like he’s got 8 arms. He’s picking things out of the sky and scoring touchdowns while Babes watch.
Just to clarify, when I say Babes, I mean players on the other team who are slower and fatter like pigs who then in turn have the name Babe. We don’t, and probably never will, have female fans at our games. That’s why Charlie Smugar doesn’t come play anymore.
This is an easy match. Ashley and Andy both sound similar, they both will almost definitely be confused for their sibling at some point at a football game and they both give off a vibe like they would be good at country club sports like golf or tennis.
FelixBowl XI: A Tradition Unlike Any Other Player Bio (5/3/2013)
Andrew made his debut in a big way, teaming up with his brother to take down a Felix Bowl title. Now, with a few years under his belt, Andrew has proven himself as more than just Ian's brother coming to join in with the old kids. He is a top flight receiver/QB combo. But Andy has struggled to beat his brother in the Bowl, Ian has won the last few contests and Andy has not won since his first. But with added experience and a bit more college experience as well, he hopes that his game will reach a new height and his second championship will come at his brother's dethronement.
(Editors Note: Per the comments, Andy won his first two Felix Bowls, the first win Ian, the second without him. Ian countered "I don't remember it that way" and I quite frankly don't remember at all, so I went with Andy's version)
Thanskfelixbowl II: Somebody Please Beat McGrath's Team Player Bio (11/8/2011)
The younger Leopold enters his first Felixbowl with mounds of pressure upon his back, trying to live up to the hype that his older brother has produced as one of the best players to every play the game. But Andrew is not intimidated by the older players or the pressure of expectations; he knows that teams will be unable to gameplan against him because he is such an unknown entity. First timers at a Felixbowl historically tend to play very well, however a younger brother (Evan Mao, Luke Felix) has struggled in Felixbowl history, just one championship between all of them. There may be more questions about Andy than answers right now, but after Thanksgiving weekend the only thing without an answer will be whoever is trying to cover him.
Ian Leopold
Appearances: Felix Bowl III: Return of the King (late arrival), FelixBowl IV: A New Hope, Felix Bowl VII: One More for Good Measure, Thanksfelix Bowl II: Somebody Please Beat McGrath's Team, Felix Bowl X: Nuff Said, Felix Bowl: Friday Night Lights, Thanksfelix Bowl IV: I Can't Quit ...., Felix Bowl XI: A Tradition Unlike Any Other, Felix Bowl XXII: My 22nd Birthday, The Reunion Bowl I: The Felix Menace, The Reunion Bowl, Thanksfelix Bowl Something: I Thought He Would Have Outgrown This By Now, Thanksfelix Bowl VII: Thanksfelix Isn't All That Clever In Retrospect, Thanksfelix Bowl VIII: Backyard Football Bowl I, Felix Bowl XXVIII: Trying Not To Pull Anything
Non-Football Appearances: Felix Bowl V: V is for Volleyball, Felix Bowl VI: The Quest for More Attention (Basketball)
Championships: Thanksfelix Bowl II: Somebody Please Beat McGrath's Team, Thanksfelix Bowl IV: I Can't Quit ...., Thanksfelix Bowl VIII: Backyard Football Bowl I
Thanksfelix Bowl VII: Thanksfelix Isn't All That Clever In Retrospect Player Comparison (11/7/2017)
Ernie Steele
FelixBowl XI: A Tradition Unlike Any Other Player Bio (5/2/2013)
After a few early struggles to find his place in Felix Bowl elite, Ian Leopold has grown into the top player in Felix Bowl history. After leading his team to yet another championship in Felix Bowl X, he has the most championships of anyone in league history passing both Pyfer and McGrath who were among the past leaders. Leopold's dominance has transcended the game, but he is still hungry for more in this year's installment. Now with the biggest target on his back of anyone since Ian McGrath, can he raise to the pressure and take yet another title home?
Thanksfelix Bowl II: Somebody Please Beat McGrath's Team (11/8/2011)
Ian Leopold comes into this season feeling a lot like Randy Moss or Terrell Owens. Not because he has been controversial or vulgar or anything like that, in fact Ian has been a great sport in all of the felixbowls. No he feels like these receivers because despite being widely considered the best player in Felixbowl history, he has not managed to get his hands on a championship trophy. He is always a captain and always competitive in games, but McGath and Fleischer have ripped away the trophy out of his hands in a way that no one has ever done with the football. Do we need to mention the mans skills? Leopold is tall with a great wing span that allows him to make some of the craziest catches in the game. In addition he is very quick of the line and has great juke moves which make him an uncoverable combination of both speed and size. He is determined to leave Mondauk park with the monkey off his back and the trophy in its place.
Felixbowl VII: One More for Good Measure (8/7/2011)
Player Comparison - Larry Fitzgerald
Pregame Ranking - #1
Felix IV: A New Hope Player Bio (11/22/2010)
Ian Leopold C- Believe it or not Ian Leopold is making his official Felix Bowl debut after a series of unfortunate tragedies in year’s past. At the Thanksfelix Bowl, Leopold had a conflict of interest, while a few months later, after being picked first overall, an unfortunate traffic error landed him at Spark’s Field a few minutes too late for Felixbowl III: Return of the King. But Leopold, the only non Upper Dublin student attending the event, has proven that his ability is near the top of the list for all to ever play in a Felixbowl. His leaping ability and long arms have made him a dominate player against smaller defenders, while his speed and agility are often undervalued. Leopold comes in with a thirst to prove himself after his past misfortunes. Leopold will captain the west squad at Felixbowl IV: A New Hope. His debut should be one to remember.
Non-Football Appearances: Felix Bowl V: V is for Volleyball, Felix Bowl VI: The Quest for More Attention (Basketball)
Championships: Thanksfelix Bowl II: Somebody Please Beat McGrath's Team, Thanksfelix Bowl IV: I Can't Quit ...., Thanksfelix Bowl VIII: Backyard Football Bowl I
Thanksfelix Bowl VII: Thanksfelix Isn't All That Clever In Retrospect Player Comparison (11/7/2017)
Ernie Steele
In the backyard sports universe, Ernie is one of the most dangerous receivers in the game. Why? Because he is the lankiest boy in his age bracket. His arms are longer than Ronnie Dobbs’ body. His legs are longer than Chuck Downfield’s catch phrases. Ian Leopold’s a similarly longly shaped figure who figures to be a puzzle that defenders can’t figure out. He’s almost like an action figure the way he configures his long arms into difficult positions. A normal person would be disfigured, I figure.
Now look, no comparison is perfect. There’s no two people that are exactly the same (except, of course, the Webber sisters). If you look at Ian and Ernie side by side you can see right away that Ernie is much more of a jokester. Steele’s nickname is Funnybones for goodness sake. Leopold ain’t no funny bones. If you been on his team you know he’s out for blood. But hey, a more competitive, more focused Ernie Steele? That seems like a clear #1 pick that’s going to whoever correctly guesses if it’s laces or spaces.
FelixBowl XI: A Tradition Unlike Any Other Player Bio (5/2/2013)
After a few early struggles to find his place in Felix Bowl elite, Ian Leopold has grown into the top player in Felix Bowl history. After leading his team to yet another championship in Felix Bowl X, he has the most championships of anyone in league history passing both Pyfer and McGrath who were among the past leaders. Leopold's dominance has transcended the game, but he is still hungry for more in this year's installment. Now with the biggest target on his back of anyone since Ian McGrath, can he raise to the pressure and take yet another title home?
Thanksfelix Bowl II: Somebody Please Beat McGrath's Team (11/8/2011)
Ian Leopold comes into this season feeling a lot like Randy Moss or Terrell Owens. Not because he has been controversial or vulgar or anything like that, in fact Ian has been a great sport in all of the felixbowls. No he feels like these receivers because despite being widely considered the best player in Felixbowl history, he has not managed to get his hands on a championship trophy. He is always a captain and always competitive in games, but McGath and Fleischer have ripped away the trophy out of his hands in a way that no one has ever done with the football. Do we need to mention the mans skills? Leopold is tall with a great wing span that allows him to make some of the craziest catches in the game. In addition he is very quick of the line and has great juke moves which make him an uncoverable combination of both speed and size. He is determined to leave Mondauk park with the monkey off his back and the trophy in its place.
Felixbowl VII: One More for Good Measure (8/7/2011)
Player Comparison - Larry Fitzgerald
Pregame Ranking - #1
Felix IV: A New Hope Player Bio (11/22/2010)
Ian Leopold C- Believe it or not Ian Leopold is making his official Felix Bowl debut after a series of unfortunate tragedies in year’s past. At the Thanksfelix Bowl, Leopold had a conflict of interest, while a few months later, after being picked first overall, an unfortunate traffic error landed him at Spark’s Field a few minutes too late for Felixbowl III: Return of the King. But Leopold, the only non Upper Dublin student attending the event, has proven that his ability is near the top of the list for all to ever play in a Felixbowl. His leaping ability and long arms have made him a dominate player against smaller defenders, while his speed and agility are often undervalued. Leopold comes in with a thirst to prove himself after his past misfortunes. Leopold will captain the west squad at Felixbowl IV: A New Hope. His debut should be one to remember.
Dave Lerman
Appearances: Felix Bowl II, UDXC Bowl, Felix Bowl IV: A New Hope, Felix Bowl VII: One More for Good Measure, Thanksfelix Bowl II: Somebody Please Beat McGrath's Team, Felix Bowl X: Nuff Said, Felix Bowl: Friday Night Lights, Thanksfelix Bowl IV: I Can't Quit ...., Felix Bowl XXII: My 22nd Birthday, Reunion Bowl I: The Felix Menace, The Reunion Bowl, Thanksfelix Bowl Something: I Thought He Would Have Outgrown This by Now, Thankfelix Bowl VII: Thanksfelix Isn't All That Clever In Retrospect, Thanksfelix Bowl VIII: Backyard Football Bowl I, Felix Bowl XXVIII: Trying Not To Pull Anything
Non-Football Appearances: Felix Bowl VI: The Quest for More Attention
Championships: Felix Bowl VII: One More for Good Measure, Thankfelix Bowl VII: Thanksfelix Isn't All That Clever In Retrospect
MVPs: Felix Bowl II (Co-Offensive)
Thanksfelix Bowl VII: Thanksfelix Isn't All That Clever In Retrospect Player Bio (11/21/2017)
Vicki Kawaguchi
Vicki isn’t the tallest player, but she’s one of the most effective. She’s got some of the best hands in the game and she’s got sneaky good athleticism. The same is true for Mr. Lerman as the basketball player turned receiver has a surprising amount of leaping ability and nimbleness. Vicki is a ballet enthusiast who isn’t afraid to use her balance and skill from the dance floor out on the field. Dave is a baller enthusiast who ain’t afraid to use her balance and skill from the hardwood floor out on the field. Yes, I did say her on purpose. Sick burn.
Thanksfelix Bowl II: Somebody Please Beat McGrath's Team Player Bio (11/8/2011)
Dave Lerman may not be the biggest player, but he has been a big player in Felixbowl history. Lerman certainly has a lot of talent as a receiver and cover corner and used his superior offensive ability to run alongside Ian McGrath to a championship that Dave had sought for a long time. But now the tables have turned as Lerman has publicly denounced his allegiance to McGrath and the potential dynasty, and he is determined to prove the better, more valuable wide receiver in last summer’s tournament was in fact not McGrath but Lerman. Lerman recently set a Felixbowl record at the combine for jumping the highest in comparison to his height out of anyone in Felixbowl history. Now he looks to jump over all obstacles on Friday and claim his second straight title.
FelixBowl VII: One More for Good Measure (8/7/2011)
Player Comparison - DeSean Jackson
League Ranking - #4
FelixBowl IV: A New Hope Player Bio (11/22/2010)
Lerman was the best receiver on the Felixbowl II runner up squad and was the dominating player in the UDXC Bowl until his unfortunate injury. Dave, a basketball player at heart, is a true athlete who has been overlooked due to his recent abscense. He looks to be heading to team up with Jarrett Felix once more. Lerman caught all his Felixbowl TD passes from Felix and the two have great skills at WR. With Lerman’s jumping ability and hands he makes a tough cover even for taller defenders. Plus, Lerman dropped his 400 time significantly this past spring.
Non-Football Appearances: Felix Bowl VI: The Quest for More Attention
Championships: Felix Bowl VII: One More for Good Measure, Thankfelix Bowl VII: Thanksfelix Isn't All That Clever In Retrospect
MVPs: Felix Bowl II (Co-Offensive)
Thanksfelix Bowl VII: Thanksfelix Isn't All That Clever In Retrospect Player Bio (11/21/2017)
Vicki Kawaguchi
Vicki isn’t the tallest player, but she’s one of the most effective. She’s got some of the best hands in the game and she’s got sneaky good athleticism. The same is true for Mr. Lerman as the basketball player turned receiver has a surprising amount of leaping ability and nimbleness. Vicki is a ballet enthusiast who isn’t afraid to use her balance and skill from the dance floor out on the field. Dave is a baller enthusiast who ain’t afraid to use her balance and skill from the hardwood floor out on the field. Yes, I did say her on purpose. Sick burn.
Thanksfelix Bowl II: Somebody Please Beat McGrath's Team Player Bio (11/8/2011)
Dave Lerman may not be the biggest player, but he has been a big player in Felixbowl history. Lerman certainly has a lot of talent as a receiver and cover corner and used his superior offensive ability to run alongside Ian McGrath to a championship that Dave had sought for a long time. But now the tables have turned as Lerman has publicly denounced his allegiance to McGrath and the potential dynasty, and he is determined to prove the better, more valuable wide receiver in last summer’s tournament was in fact not McGrath but Lerman. Lerman recently set a Felixbowl record at the combine for jumping the highest in comparison to his height out of anyone in Felixbowl history. Now he looks to jump over all obstacles on Friday and claim his second straight title.
FelixBowl VII: One More for Good Measure (8/7/2011)
Player Comparison - DeSean Jackson
League Ranking - #4
FelixBowl IV: A New Hope Player Bio (11/22/2010)
Lerman was the best receiver on the Felixbowl II runner up squad and was the dominating player in the UDXC Bowl until his unfortunate injury. Dave, a basketball player at heart, is a true athlete who has been overlooked due to his recent abscense. He looks to be heading to team up with Jarrett Felix once more. Lerman caught all his Felixbowl TD passes from Felix and the two have great skills at WR. With Lerman’s jumping ability and hands he makes a tough cover even for taller defenders. Plus, Lerman dropped his 400 time significantly this past spring.
Zach Lifman
Appearances: None
Thanksfelix Bowl VII: Thanksfelix Isn't All That Clever In Retrospect Player Bio (11/7/2017)
Thanksfelix Bowl VII: Thanksfelix Isn't All That Clever In Retrospect Player Bio (11/7/2017)
Gretchen the jabber jaw Hasselhoff fits perfect with Zach the want to punch him in the jaw Lifman. Both players use their talkative personality to their advantage on the field. For old Lifman, it’s a careful array of rage inciting trash talk combined with rage inciting normal talk. For Gretchen, it’s talking really fast so that we don’t have to listen to her catch phrases that long. Both sound like good things if you don’t really think about it that much.
On the field they have similar strengths and weaknesses. Both players tend to get overly excited when the ball comes to them. They’re balls of energy. Both players signature skill is supposed to be their running and, like, I guess that’s their best attribute, but I think that’s just cause they aren’t good at much else. In both cases, when these kids are randomly assigned to your team (because why would you pick them?) you know exactly what you’re getting.
When asked, people have compared Zach to many celebs. Barney Stinson. Indian Bane. Some really good looking actor dude (allegedly because of the eyes, but cmon). But we know now that these are clearly wrong. Just like the question, “name a German person that people actually like” the answer is clearly Hasselhoff.
Tom Lorenzi
Appearances: UDXC Bowl, FelixBowl III: Return of the King (Late Arrival), Thanksfelix Bowl II: Somebody Please Beat McGrath's Team, Felix Bowl: Friday Night Lights, Thanksfelix Bowl IV: I Can't Quit ...., Felix Bowl XI: A Tradition Unlike Any Other, Thanksfelix Bowl Something: I Thought He'd Outgrow This by Now, Thanksfelix Bowl VII: Thanksfelix Isn't All That Clever In Retrospect, Thanksfelix Bowl VIII: Backyard Football Bowl I, Felix Bowl XXVIII: Trying Not To Pull Anything
Non-Football: Felix Bowl VI: The Quest for More Attention (Basketball)
Championships: Thanksfelix Bowl VIII: Backyard Football Bowl I
Thanksfelix Bowl VII: Thanksfelix Isn't All That Clever In Retrospect Player Bio (11/22/2017)
Vinnie The Gooch
FelixBowl XI: A Tradition Unlike Any Other Player Bio (5/3/2013)
Perhaps known most for his off the field antics, Tom Lorenzi is a student of trash talking. His on field abilities in this field are unrivaled in all of felixbowl history. He has made few appearances at felixbowls, likely because he is too cool to hang out with nerds like me, but his few appearances have been strong. His trashtalking may have made him famous, but he backs up this ability with surprising speed and catching ability. He is like Chad Johnson before he became ocho cinco in many ways.
Thanksfelixbowl II: Somebody Please Beat McGrath's Team Player Bio (11/8/2011)
Tom Lorenzi has shown genuine enthusiasm for making his first real appearance at a Felixbowl which is surprising because normally he mocks most of the ideas of general manager Jarrett Felix. Tom is widely known for his antics off the field, destroying confidence of his enemies while bringing laughter and joy to his friends. On the football field all signs indicate you do not want to be his enemy anymore than you do off it. Tom has claimed he will have Tom Brady-esque sleeper pick value. He has not guaranteed a victory, but he has guaranteed that he will not shy away from contact, trash talk, and straight bullying his opponents. One thing is for sure, Tom’s arrival on the Felixbowl scene will certainly make things much more interesting.
Non-Football: Felix Bowl VI: The Quest for More Attention (Basketball)
Championships: Thanksfelix Bowl VIII: Backyard Football Bowl I
Thanksfelix Bowl VII: Thanksfelix Isn't All That Clever In Retrospect Player Bio (11/22/2017)
Vinnie The Gooch
I’ve done some crazy ones so far, but this is my biggest game changer yet. Yes, backyard sports fans, I’m comparing Tom to an announcer. But not just any announcer: an announcer from a completely different game!
Tom gets the comparison to backyard baseball announcer Vinnie the Gooch over Backyard Football announcer Chuck Downfield, not because of physical appearance (Chuck and Tom are both strong, houses of men), but because of the mental ability.
Let’s face it, Chuck Downfield has CTE. He’s headed down a bad path. But Tom is a wily, trash talker who uses well crafted turns of phrase to get in the head of his opponent. Chuck could never do that, but Vinnie the G could.
Vinnie’s out there, wearing shades and a pinky ring, eating a corn dog and just slaying dudes via the mic. Here’s some gems from the mastermind himself:
Waaaaiiit a minute. The Gooch does not under any circumstances say "Hi ho". Sunny Day may be saying "Hi ho", but The Gooch just says YO!
Sweet as candy i tell ya! I like candy, everybody likes candy. That's why Halloween is such a popular holiday!
Plus, I bet he’s got some athletic prowess. But let’s be honest, this post is here for the Gooch quotes.
FelixBowl XI: A Tradition Unlike Any Other Player Bio (5/3/2013)
Perhaps known most for his off the field antics, Tom Lorenzi is a student of trash talking. His on field abilities in this field are unrivaled in all of felixbowl history. He has made few appearances at felixbowls, likely because he is too cool to hang out with nerds like me, but his few appearances have been strong. His trashtalking may have made him famous, but he backs up this ability with surprising speed and catching ability. He is like Chad Johnson before he became ocho cinco in many ways.
Thanksfelixbowl II: Somebody Please Beat McGrath's Team Player Bio (11/8/2011)
Tom Lorenzi has shown genuine enthusiasm for making his first real appearance at a Felixbowl which is surprising because normally he mocks most of the ideas of general manager Jarrett Felix. Tom is widely known for his antics off the field, destroying confidence of his enemies while bringing laughter and joy to his friends. On the football field all signs indicate you do not want to be his enemy anymore than you do off it. Tom has claimed he will have Tom Brady-esque sleeper pick value. He has not guaranteed a victory, but he has guaranteed that he will not shy away from contact, trash talk, and straight bullying his opponents. One thing is for sure, Tom’s arrival on the Felixbowl scene will certainly make things much more interesting.
Josh Lowenstern
Appearances: Thanksfelix Bowl
FelixBowl IV: A New Hope (11/22/2010)
Lowenstern was an important part of one of the best offenses we have seen in a Felixbowl with Team Brown at the Thanksfelixbowl. He has deceiving speed and can jump as seen by his hurdling skills. Lowenstern may seem like a fun loving guy but on the football field the only thing he loves is victory. He was a sleeper pick last year that put up big stats against one side matchups. Captains will look to avoid making the same mistakes.
FelixBowl IV: A New Hope (11/22/2010)
Lowenstern was an important part of one of the best offenses we have seen in a Felixbowl with Team Brown at the Thanksfelixbowl. He has deceiving speed and can jump as seen by his hurdling skills. Lowenstern may seem like a fun loving guy but on the football field the only thing he loves is victory. He was a sleeper pick last year that put up big stats against one side matchups. Captains will look to avoid making the same mistakes.
Brian Maggio
Appearances: UDXC Bowl, Thanksfelix Bowl, Felix Bowl III: Return of the King
Felixbowl VII: One More for Good Measure (8/7/2011)
Player Comparison - Vernon Davis
League Ranking - #11
FelixBowl IV: A New Hope Player Bio (11/22/2010)
Magg has become one of the stars of the Felixbowl since his arrival on the scene in the UDXC Bowl when he decked Gilad onto the ground. Maggio has struggled to find a team that can win it all, but he is an important piece of any championship competitor. He is a tough true blue football player. He can catch, jump, throw, and certainly block. The potential when you have someone like him on the field is unlimited.
Felixbowl VII: One More for Good Measure (8/7/2011)
Player Comparison - Vernon Davis
League Ranking - #11
FelixBowl IV: A New Hope Player Bio (11/22/2010)
Magg has become one of the stars of the Felixbowl since his arrival on the scene in the UDXC Bowl when he decked Gilad onto the ground. Maggio has struggled to find a team that can win it all, but he is an important piece of any championship competitor. He is a tough true blue football player. He can catch, jump, throw, and certainly block. The potential when you have someone like him on the field is unlimited.
Evan Mao
Appearances: Thanksfelix Bowl, Felix Bowl III: Return of the King, Felix Bowl IV: A New Hope, Felix Bowl VII: One More for Good Measure, Thanksfelix Bowl II: Somebody Please Beat McGrath's Team, Felix Bowl XXII: My 22nd Birthday
Championships: Thanksfelix Bowl
FelixBowl XI: A Tradition Unlike Any Other Player Bio (5/2/2013)
Mao has recently made the transition from High Schooler to College Stud and has yet to be determined how this transition will affect his game. Mao revolutionized the Felix Bowl with his arrival as one of the few UD football players to ever play in a Felix Bowl game. Mao added power and experience to a game that was dominated by speed and ... well certainly not power. Evan has since pioneered the way for other UD football players to grace the court, but none have been as consistent as Evan has. He took some time off from the last few bowls but rumor is he is back and hungry for his first championship ring.
Thanksfelix Bowl II: Somebody Please Beat McGrath's Team Player Bio (11/8/2011)
Mr Mao is one of the few actual football players on the roster for the Felixbowl, yet his real game experience has not always translated into on field success. After winning his very first Felixbowl appearance, Evan has struggled to find a team that correctly uses his skills and gets wins. Mao’s record in the last few games has not been outstanding, but he will look to change all of those things this time around by using his unique physical body structure and strength to stand out amongst the players in this years bowl. Mao, who just recently, pulled into second place in terms of number of complaints in a felixbowl, has no excuses this time around and wants to get back on top and take down his second title. Anyone who stands in his way should probably move out of his way. Like seriously though, he is very strong.
Felixbowl VII: One More for Good Measure (8/7/2011)
Player Comparison - Dallas Clark
League Ranking - #14
FelixBowl IV: A New Hope Player Bio (11/22/2010)
Evan Mao, who made his debut at the Thanksfelixbowl, has used his football experience to help lead his first team to a championship. He scored many crucial playoff touchdowns including what ended up being the game winner. Evan Mao struggled in Felixbowl III mostly because his first was MIA. As Evan Mao will admit he is not suited to pick the people for his team. Clearly Evan Mao, who has played more high school football then the rest of the history of the tournament combined, is an experienced, knowledgable talent with decieving speed according to multiple sources. He is a match up nightmare and eager to sit back atop the Felixbowl rankings.
Championships: Thanksfelix Bowl
FelixBowl XI: A Tradition Unlike Any Other Player Bio (5/2/2013)
Mao has recently made the transition from High Schooler to College Stud and has yet to be determined how this transition will affect his game. Mao revolutionized the Felix Bowl with his arrival as one of the few UD football players to ever play in a Felix Bowl game. Mao added power and experience to a game that was dominated by speed and ... well certainly not power. Evan has since pioneered the way for other UD football players to grace the court, but none have been as consistent as Evan has. He took some time off from the last few bowls but rumor is he is back and hungry for his first championship ring.
Thanksfelix Bowl II: Somebody Please Beat McGrath's Team Player Bio (11/8/2011)
Mr Mao is one of the few actual football players on the roster for the Felixbowl, yet his real game experience has not always translated into on field success. After winning his very first Felixbowl appearance, Evan has struggled to find a team that correctly uses his skills and gets wins. Mao’s record in the last few games has not been outstanding, but he will look to change all of those things this time around by using his unique physical body structure and strength to stand out amongst the players in this years bowl. Mao, who just recently, pulled into second place in terms of number of complaints in a felixbowl, has no excuses this time around and wants to get back on top and take down his second title. Anyone who stands in his way should probably move out of his way. Like seriously though, he is very strong.
Felixbowl VII: One More for Good Measure (8/7/2011)
Player Comparison - Dallas Clark
League Ranking - #14
FelixBowl IV: A New Hope Player Bio (11/22/2010)
Evan Mao, who made his debut at the Thanksfelixbowl, has used his football experience to help lead his first team to a championship. He scored many crucial playoff touchdowns including what ended up being the game winner. Evan Mao struggled in Felixbowl III mostly because his first was MIA. As Evan Mao will admit he is not suited to pick the people for his team. Clearly Evan Mao, who has played more high school football then the rest of the history of the tournament combined, is an experienced, knowledgable talent with decieving speed according to multiple sources. He is a match up nightmare and eager to sit back atop the Felixbowl rankings.
Jack Mao
Appearances: Felix Bowl II
Felixbowl VII: One More for Good Measure Player Comparison
Tony Gonzalez
Felixbowl VII: One More for Good Measure Player Comparison
Tony Gonzalez
Max Massey
Appearances: Felix Bowl II, Thanksfelix Bowl, Felix Bowl IV: A New Hope, Felix Bowl VII: One More for Good Measure, Thanksfelix Bowl II: Somebody Please Beat McGrath's Team, Felix Bowl: Friday Night Lights, Thanksfelix Bowl IV: I Can't Quit ....
Championships: Felix Bowl II
MVPs: Felix Bowl II (Defensive)
FelixBowl XI: A Tradition Unlike Any Other Player Bio (5/7/2013)
Max entered the Felixbowl scene and instantly took on a leadership role. He QBed his team to a fantastic victory and brought a more aggressive blitz style to the game which changed the way defense was played. Since his first apearance Max has become one of the most consistent Felix Bowl participants, becoming a well liked member of the Felix Bowl community making special bonds with his wide outs like Charlie Smugar. Massey has really distanced himself from friend Ian McGrath, a well known trash talker and point of anger, in order to accomplish this, but the two may need to team up for the first time since their championship years ago if they are to recapture the Felix Bowl title.
Thanksfelix Bowl II: Somebody Please Beat McGrath's Team Player Bio (11/8/2011)
Max has never shied away from controversy and playing hard. Entering into the Felixbowls with a shroud of controversy, he changed the way the game was played and snagged a championship in his first appearance. Ever since then, Massey has proved he is not afraid of anyone and is determined to return to the championship. He started tag teaming with Ian McGrath and they made two straight championships, but then Massey was tired of being known as the sidekick and has began his quest to make a name for himself. If these two see each other in the tournament their off field friendship will be forgotten and they will be throwing down like they are in Ian McGrath’s basement fighting over a ginger princess.
Felixbowl VII: One More for Good Measure Player Comparison (8/7/2011)
Tony Romo
FelixBowl IV: A New Hope Player Bio (11/22/2010)
Max Massey was named the QB of the all Felixbowl team, with the best record for a quarterback in Felixbowl history. His arrival sparked his team to a Championship in Felixbowl II, where he earned MVP honors. He followed that up nearly shocking everyone again with his hard nosed play. He will look to show case his talents again, most likely playing along fellow All Felixbowl teammate Ian McGrath.
Championships: Felix Bowl II
MVPs: Felix Bowl II (Defensive)
FelixBowl XI: A Tradition Unlike Any Other Player Bio (5/7/2013)
Max entered the Felixbowl scene and instantly took on a leadership role. He QBed his team to a fantastic victory and brought a more aggressive blitz style to the game which changed the way defense was played. Since his first apearance Max has become one of the most consistent Felix Bowl participants, becoming a well liked member of the Felix Bowl community making special bonds with his wide outs like Charlie Smugar. Massey has really distanced himself from friend Ian McGrath, a well known trash talker and point of anger, in order to accomplish this, but the two may need to team up for the first time since their championship years ago if they are to recapture the Felix Bowl title.
Thanksfelix Bowl II: Somebody Please Beat McGrath's Team Player Bio (11/8/2011)
Max has never shied away from controversy and playing hard. Entering into the Felixbowls with a shroud of controversy, he changed the way the game was played and snagged a championship in his first appearance. Ever since then, Massey has proved he is not afraid of anyone and is determined to return to the championship. He started tag teaming with Ian McGrath and they made two straight championships, but then Massey was tired of being known as the sidekick and has began his quest to make a name for himself. If these two see each other in the tournament their off field friendship will be forgotten and they will be throwing down like they are in Ian McGrath’s basement fighting over a ginger princess.
Felixbowl VII: One More for Good Measure Player Comparison (8/7/2011)
Tony Romo
FelixBowl IV: A New Hope Player Bio (11/22/2010)
Max Massey was named the QB of the all Felixbowl team, with the best record for a quarterback in Felixbowl history. His arrival sparked his team to a Championship in Felixbowl II, where he earned MVP honors. He followed that up nearly shocking everyone again with his hard nosed play. He will look to show case his talents again, most likely playing along fellow All Felixbowl teammate Ian McGrath.
Connor McCann
Appearances: Felix Bowl II, Thanksfelix Bowl, Felix Bowl III: Return of the King, FelixBowl IV: A New Hope, Thanksfelix Bowl II: Somebody Please Beat McGrath's Team, Felix Bowl: Friday Night Lights
Non-Football Appearances: Felix Bowl V: V is for Volleyball
Championships: Felix Bowl II, Felix Bowl III: Return of the King
FelixBowl XI: A Tradition Unlike Any Other Player Bio (5/3/2013)
Connor has been a consistent winner at the FelixBowls ever since his debut on the scene. He will always remember be locked in tight championship duals and the miracle at sparks football game. McCann, voted last years most fashionable competitor away from the field, is not afraid to get dirty when he gets on the grid iron. His quick feet and quick wit make him a great teammate for not only a fun tournament but also a victorious squad.
Thanksfelix Bowl II: Somebody Please Beat McGrath's Team Player Bio (11/8/2011)
Connor McCann not only is considered one of the comedic geniuses of the Felixbowl, he is also considered one of the best sleeper picks in the league. McCann has made plenty of big catches including perhaps the greatest catch in Felixbowl history during the miracle at Sparks. McCann has been enjoy warmer weather down south and has had extra time to practice his skills others may not have had. Plus McCann naturally plays with a considerable amount of heart and talent. He won’t take no for an answer and is sick of coming short of winning another championship, after snagging two in his first two appearences. Let’s just say he has a fever, and cowbell won’t be what helps it, it will be victory.
Felixbowl VII: One More for Good Measure Player Comparison (8/7/2011)
Mike Williams
FelixBow IV: A New Hope Player Bio (11/22/2010)
Connor McCann helped rally his team in Felixbowl III’s long drawn out championship game in which Terry Park sealed the deal for the undefeated squad. Connor will look to carry on his winning ways as a consistent pass catcher, especially in the red zone. McCann’s limited experience in Felixbowls did not scare him off this past spring and no one expects anything less than a gutsy performance filled with dramatic final plays in this upcoming Felixbowl.
Non-Football Appearances: Felix Bowl V: V is for Volleyball
Championships: Felix Bowl II, Felix Bowl III: Return of the King
FelixBowl XI: A Tradition Unlike Any Other Player Bio (5/3/2013)
Connor has been a consistent winner at the FelixBowls ever since his debut on the scene. He will always remember be locked in tight championship duals and the miracle at sparks football game. McCann, voted last years most fashionable competitor away from the field, is not afraid to get dirty when he gets on the grid iron. His quick feet and quick wit make him a great teammate for not only a fun tournament but also a victorious squad.
Thanksfelix Bowl II: Somebody Please Beat McGrath's Team Player Bio (11/8/2011)
Connor McCann not only is considered one of the comedic geniuses of the Felixbowl, he is also considered one of the best sleeper picks in the league. McCann has made plenty of big catches including perhaps the greatest catch in Felixbowl history during the miracle at Sparks. McCann has been enjoy warmer weather down south and has had extra time to practice his skills others may not have had. Plus McCann naturally plays with a considerable amount of heart and talent. He won’t take no for an answer and is sick of coming short of winning another championship, after snagging two in his first two appearences. Let’s just say he has a fever, and cowbell won’t be what helps it, it will be victory.
Felixbowl VII: One More for Good Measure Player Comparison (8/7/2011)
Mike Williams
FelixBow IV: A New Hope Player Bio (11/22/2010)
Connor McCann helped rally his team in Felixbowl III’s long drawn out championship game in which Terry Park sealed the deal for the undefeated squad. Connor will look to carry on his winning ways as a consistent pass catcher, especially in the red zone. McCann’s limited experience in Felixbowls did not scare him off this past spring and no one expects anything less than a gutsy performance filled with dramatic final plays in this upcoming Felixbowl.
Ian McGrath
Appearances: Felix Bowl II, UDXC Bowl, Thanksfelix Bowl, Felix Bowl III: Return of the King, FelixBowl IV: A New Hope, FelixBowl VII: One More for Good Measure, Thanksfelix Bowl II: Somebody Please Beat McGrath's Team, Felix Bowl X: Nuff Said, Felix Bowl: Friday Night Lights, Thanksfelix Bowl IV: I Can't Quit ...., Felix Bowl XI: A Tradition Unlike Any Other, Felix Bowl XXII: My 22nd Birthday, The Reunion Bowl I: The Felix Menace, Reunion Bowl, Thanksfelix Bowl VII: Thanksfelix Isn't All That Clever In Retrospect, Felix Bowl XXVIII: Trying Not To Pull Anything
Non-Football Appearances: Felix Bowl V: V is for Volleyball, Felix Bowl VI: The Quest for More Attention (Basketball)
Championships: Felix Bowl II, Felix Bowl III: Return of the King, Felix Bowl IV: A New Hope, Felix Bowl VII: One More for Good Measure, Reunion Bowl
MVPs: Felix Bowl II (Co-Offensive), Felix Bowl III: Return of the King (Defensive), Felix Bowl IV: A New Hope (Offensive)
Thanksfelix Bowl VII: Thanksfelix Isn't All That Clever In Retrospect Player Bio (11/7/2017)
Jocinda Smith
FelixBowl XI: A Tradition Unlike Any Other Player Bio (5/7/2013)
McGrath certainly has the biggest personality that the Felix Bowl has ever seen. In his first ever Felix Bowl appearance he showed up after an intramural basketball game and scored the only touchdown of the game to lead his team to victory. From then on he was determined to take the title down in every appearance he made. With his large alein-esque, women pleasing hands, Ian McGrath has established himself as one of the best receivers in the game. He has an incredible motor and can go all day as multiple women and opposing defenders have told me with displeasure. McGrath's firey spirit has not been enough to get him a title in recent years, but he is hoping to return to the top where he feels he belongs after a bit of a dry spell. One thing is for certain: Ian McGrath's dry spells do not last very long.
Thanksfelix Bowl II: Somebody Please Beat McGrath's Team Player Bio (11/8/2011)
Ian McGrath, a proven winner and current #1 overall Felixbowl ranked player, has made enemies in his quest for yet another championship ring. Recent polls indicate that he is the player the most players want to beat in this upcoming championship, winning by an astounding 99% (the only person voting against him was himself). McGrath’s signature style of spandex, gloves and cleats has made him one of the most marketable players in the game and nike has allegedly been in contact with him, thinking of sponsoring him and making a Lebron James esque commercial, titled “What should I do?” considering the hatred for both is similar but unlike Lebron, Ian is not on strike. His long fingers, which he claims he uses to pleasure women, will be trying to pleasure the football and another championship ring on game day.
FelixBowl VII: One More for Good Measure (8/7/2011)
Player Comparison - Dwayne Bowe
League Ranking - #3
FelixBowl IV: A New Hope Player Bio (11/22/2010)
Showing up for only the final game of the second Felixbowl, McGrath was not deterred by his lack of experience, scoring on his first drive the game winning touchdown. McGrath, MVP of the championship game in Felixbowl II, struggled in the UDXC Bowl against one of the deepest fields a Felixbowl has produced, scoring on multiple drives despite his pink shirt. McGrath didn’t lose confidence bringing his signature trash talk style into the Thanksfelixbowl where his team just missed a stunning upset. McGrath was not satisfied with second place. After falling in the draft during Felix Bowl III, McGrath turned his anger into success as he trampled across everyone en route to a great team success and Felixbowl Championship. Having hoisted the trophy twice, McGrath was named to the all Felixbowl team and now will captain his first team, the South, as he heads into Felixbowl IV, again talking trash, but clearly with the skill set to back it up.
Non-Football Appearances: Felix Bowl V: V is for Volleyball, Felix Bowl VI: The Quest for More Attention (Basketball)
Championships: Felix Bowl II, Felix Bowl III: Return of the King, Felix Bowl IV: A New Hope, Felix Bowl VII: One More for Good Measure, Reunion Bowl
MVPs: Felix Bowl II (Co-Offensive), Felix Bowl III: Return of the King (Defensive), Felix Bowl IV: A New Hope (Offensive)
Thanksfelix Bowl VII: Thanksfelix Isn't All That Clever In Retrospect Player Bio (11/7/2017)
Jocinda Smith
Jocinda Smith’s nickname is MVP. She calls herself the MVP. There’s only one player in this game that I think is cocky enough to call themselves the MVP. And that’s XC almost captain Ian McGrath.
What’s interesting is that, while Jocinda is a solid, above average player, it’s not clear why she has the reputation of being the MVP. I mean there’s multiple players that are objectively better. Sure Jocinda has skills, maybe she’s won a couple Super Clossal Cereal Bowls in her day, but MVP? That seems extreme.
But semantics aside, let’s talk player ratings. Jocinda is a powerful, confident player. She’s got the size and strength to go up and make a play. Jocinda has excellent defensive instincts in the linebacker position. McGrath exhibits many of these qualities and actually has more speed than Smith. No, seriously.
FelixBowl XI: A Tradition Unlike Any Other Player Bio (5/7/2013)
McGrath certainly has the biggest personality that the Felix Bowl has ever seen. In his first ever Felix Bowl appearance he showed up after an intramural basketball game and scored the only touchdown of the game to lead his team to victory. From then on he was determined to take the title down in every appearance he made. With his large alein-esque, women pleasing hands, Ian McGrath has established himself as one of the best receivers in the game. He has an incredible motor and can go all day as multiple women and opposing defenders have told me with displeasure. McGrath's firey spirit has not been enough to get him a title in recent years, but he is hoping to return to the top where he feels he belongs after a bit of a dry spell. One thing is for certain: Ian McGrath's dry spells do not last very long.
Thanksfelix Bowl II: Somebody Please Beat McGrath's Team Player Bio (11/8/2011)
Ian McGrath, a proven winner and current #1 overall Felixbowl ranked player, has made enemies in his quest for yet another championship ring. Recent polls indicate that he is the player the most players want to beat in this upcoming championship, winning by an astounding 99% (the only person voting against him was himself). McGrath’s signature style of spandex, gloves and cleats has made him one of the most marketable players in the game and nike has allegedly been in contact with him, thinking of sponsoring him and making a Lebron James esque commercial, titled “What should I do?” considering the hatred for both is similar but unlike Lebron, Ian is not on strike. His long fingers, which he claims he uses to pleasure women, will be trying to pleasure the football and another championship ring on game day.
FelixBowl VII: One More for Good Measure (8/7/2011)
Player Comparison - Dwayne Bowe
League Ranking - #3
FelixBowl IV: A New Hope Player Bio (11/22/2010)
Showing up for only the final game of the second Felixbowl, McGrath was not deterred by his lack of experience, scoring on his first drive the game winning touchdown. McGrath, MVP of the championship game in Felixbowl II, struggled in the UDXC Bowl against one of the deepest fields a Felixbowl has produced, scoring on multiple drives despite his pink shirt. McGrath didn’t lose confidence bringing his signature trash talk style into the Thanksfelixbowl where his team just missed a stunning upset. McGrath was not satisfied with second place. After falling in the draft during Felix Bowl III, McGrath turned his anger into success as he trampled across everyone en route to a great team success and Felixbowl Championship. Having hoisted the trophy twice, McGrath was named to the all Felixbowl team and now will captain his first team, the South, as he heads into Felixbowl IV, again talking trash, but clearly with the skill set to back it up.
John Miller
Appearances: Thanksfelix Bowl, Felix Bowl III: Return of the King (late arrival), FelixBowl IV: A New Hope, Felix Bowl VII: One More for Good Measure, Thanksfelix Bowl II: Somebody Please Beat McGrath's Team, Thanksfelix Bowl VII: Thanksfelix Isn't All That Clever In Retrospect, Thaksfelix Bowl VIII: Backyard Football Bowl I
Championships: FelixBowl IV: A New Hope
Thanksfelix Bowl VII: Thanksfelix Isn't All That Clever In Retrospect Player Bio (11/21/2017)
Stephanie Morgan
Thanksfelix Bowl II: Somebody Please Beat McGrath's Team
Miller burst onto the Felixbowl scene makings all sorts of Touchdown catches in his very first game, but then endurance became a question when his team failed to win in the playoffs. He answered the haters with a championship the next year, teaming up with an all star team of Mitch Sacks Alex Fleischer and Ian McGrath to take down the title. But then after Miller had all the cheers, the ladies, and the guys, he had a tough experience over the summer at the most recent felixbowl. Now the doubters are back on John Miller who “doesn’t have to work for anything” according to multiple sources. Well Miller is ready to work this year and is looking to win just like he did a year ago on thanksgiving, regardless of who is on his team.
Felixbowl VII: One More for Good Measure (8/7/2011)
Player Comparison - Roddy White
League Ranking - #5
FelixBowl IV: A New Hope Player Bio (11/22/2010)
Miller burst on to the scene in his first Felixbowl scoring the most touchdowns in a debut game in the Bowl’s history. Miller has climbed the ranks and become an elite option, with versatility at the quarterback position. He has worked to pace himself better for the upcoming tournaments as his fitness was the only thing stopping him from taking his team to a title in the Thanksfelixbowl. He is hungry for the MVP award he just missed a year ago.
Championships: FelixBowl IV: A New Hope
Thanksfelix Bowl VII: Thanksfelix Isn't All That Clever In Retrospect Player Bio (11/21/2017)
Stephanie Morgan
Morgan is a really well rounded player out on the football field. She can throw, she can catch, she can run and she can block. John is much the same way. He’s a natural on the field because, as Mitchell Silver will tell you, he doesn’t have to work for anything.
Out on the field, Miller’s giant hands remind me of Stephanie Morgan’s patented baseball mitt which she probably wears on her hand even when she plays football. I mean in the video game she doesn’t do that (trust me I know) but like in real life she doesn’t. Because this game is based on real kids in a real neighborhood that is near a beach but it snows a lot. Don’t fight me on this, just let me have it, I need this!
Anyway, back to John. The kid likes the sport of baseball just like Stephanie, but also like Stephanie, her skill set might be better suited for the football field. If John had given up baseball to focus on the Felix Bowls he’d probably be the second most successful guy in the sport’s history. Behind, of course, Ted Nam. Kid is basically the Pablo Sanchez of Felix Bowls.
And yes I did say her on purpose again. I’m on fire right now. No wonder I’m so easily burning everyone.
Miller burst onto the Felixbowl scene makings all sorts of Touchdown catches in his very first game, but then endurance became a question when his team failed to win in the playoffs. He answered the haters with a championship the next year, teaming up with an all star team of Mitch Sacks Alex Fleischer and Ian McGrath to take down the title. But then after Miller had all the cheers, the ladies, and the guys, he had a tough experience over the summer at the most recent felixbowl. Now the doubters are back on John Miller who “doesn’t have to work for anything” according to multiple sources. Well Miller is ready to work this year and is looking to win just like he did a year ago on thanksgiving, regardless of who is on his team.
Felixbowl VII: One More for Good Measure (8/7/2011)
Player Comparison - Roddy White
League Ranking - #5
FelixBowl IV: A New Hope Player Bio (11/22/2010)
Miller burst on to the scene in his first Felixbowl scoring the most touchdowns in a debut game in the Bowl’s history. Miller has climbed the ranks and become an elite option, with versatility at the quarterback position. He has worked to pace himself better for the upcoming tournaments as his fitness was the only thing stopping him from taking his team to a title in the Thanksfelixbowl. He is hungry for the MVP award he just missed a year ago.
Ted Nam
Appearances: Thanksfelix Bowl II: Somebody Please Beat McGrath's Team, Felix Bowl X: Nuff Said
Championships: Thanksfelix Bowl II: Somebody Please Beat McGrath's Team
MVPs: Thanksfelix Bowl II: Somebody Please Beat McGrath's Team (Co-Offensive)
FelixBowl XI: A Tradition Unlike Any Other Player Bio (5/2/2013)
Ted Nam made his Felix Bowl debut like a surprising amount of others have: with a Felix Bowl victory. He quickly joined the ranks of the best wide outs in the game after making some fantastic catches in a truly memorable felix bowl IX. But since, Nam has been absent from the field and captains have taken notice. He will be one of the most carefully analyzed picks in the up coming draft and will likely be a top flight pick and an anticipated performance.
Championships: Thanksfelix Bowl II: Somebody Please Beat McGrath's Team
MVPs: Thanksfelix Bowl II: Somebody Please Beat McGrath's Team (Co-Offensive)
FelixBowl XI: A Tradition Unlike Any Other Player Bio (5/2/2013)
Ted Nam made his Felix Bowl debut like a surprising amount of others have: with a Felix Bowl victory. He quickly joined the ranks of the best wide outs in the game after making some fantastic catches in a truly memorable felix bowl IX. But since, Nam has been absent from the field and captains have taken notice. He will be one of the most carefully analyzed picks in the up coming draft and will likely be a top flight pick and an anticipated performance.
Chris Naughton
Appearances: Thanksfelix Bowl Something: I Thought He Would Have Outgrown This by Now, Felix Bowl XXVIII: Trying Not To Pull Anything
Championships: Thanksfelix Bowl Something: I Thought He Would Have Outgrown This by Now
Championships: Thanksfelix Bowl Something: I Thought He Would Have Outgrown This by Now
Terry Park
Appearances: Felix Bowl II, Felix Bowl III: Return of the King, Felix Bowl XXII: My 22nd Birthday
Championships: Felix Bowl III: Return of the King
Felixbowl VII: One More for Good Measure Player Comparison (8/7/2011)
Hines Ward
Championships: Felix Bowl III: Return of the King
Felixbowl VII: One More for Good Measure Player Comparison (8/7/2011)
Hines Ward
Justinas Paskevicius
Appearances: FelixBowl II, Thanksfelix Bowl, FelixBowl III: Return of the King, FelixBowl IV: A New Hope, Thanksfelix Bowl II: Somebody Please Beat McGrath's Team
Thanksfelix Bowl II: Somebody Please Beat McGrath's Team Player Bio (11/8/2011)
Justinas has become such a huge contributor to the Felixbowl scene that he can just go by the one name: Justinas. Also contributing to this factor, his last name is kind of difficult to spell. But Justinas has not had any difficulty making an impact on the Felixbowls, using his height to his advantage to create all sorts of mismatches in football games. He set a Felixbowl record last year for being the tallest player in Felixbowl history. But Justinas doesn’t want to be known just for his height, he wants to be known for his ability to play well and win, and this year he will look to do just that.
FelixBowl VII: One More for Good Measure Player Comparison (8/7/2011)
Mercedes Lewis
FelixBowl IV: A New Hope Player Bio (11/22/2010)
Justinas uses his height to his advantage. After struggling to find his game in his first appearance in the Felixbowl, Justinas hauled in crucial catches in a near victory in the Thanksfelixbowl. Justinas has been consistently improving his skills as a receiver and is essentially playing on a home field. No short coverage man can handle Justinas’s height, but any bulky player will struggle to keep up with him, making him tough to stop in the red zone, especially if the pass is high enough.
Thanksfelix Bowl II: Somebody Please Beat McGrath's Team Player Bio (11/8/2011)
Justinas has become such a huge contributor to the Felixbowl scene that he can just go by the one name: Justinas. Also contributing to this factor, his last name is kind of difficult to spell. But Justinas has not had any difficulty making an impact on the Felixbowls, using his height to his advantage to create all sorts of mismatches in football games. He set a Felixbowl record last year for being the tallest player in Felixbowl history. But Justinas doesn’t want to be known just for his height, he wants to be known for his ability to play well and win, and this year he will look to do just that.
FelixBowl VII: One More for Good Measure Player Comparison (8/7/2011)
Mercedes Lewis
FelixBowl IV: A New Hope Player Bio (11/22/2010)
Justinas uses his height to his advantage. After struggling to find his game in his first appearance in the Felixbowl, Justinas hauled in crucial catches in a near victory in the Thanksfelixbowl. Justinas has been consistently improving his skills as a receiver and is essentially playing on a home field. No short coverage man can handle Justinas’s height, but any bulky player will struggle to keep up with him, making him tough to stop in the red zone, especially if the pass is high enough.
Mark Pyfer
Appearances: Felix Bowl I, Birthday Bowl, Felix Bowl II, Thanksfelix Bowl, Felix Bowl III: Return of the King, FelixBowl IV: A New Hope, Thanksfelix Bowl II: Somebody Please Beat McGrath's Team, Felix Bowl: Friday Night Lights, Thanksfelix Bowl IV: I Can't Quit ...., Felix Bowl XI: A Tradition Unlike Any Other, Felix Bowl XXII: My 22nd Birthday, Reunion Bowl, Thanksfelix Bowl Something: I Thought He Would Have Outgrown This by Now, Thanksfelix Bowl VIII: Backyard Football Bowl I, Felix Bowl XXVIII: Trying Not To Pull Anything
Non-Football Appearances: Felix Bowl VI: The Quest for More Attention (Basketball)
Championships: Felix Bowl I, Birthday Bowl, Felix Bowl II
MVPs: Birthday Bowl (Defensive)
FelixBowl XI: A Tradition Unlike Any Other Player Bio (5/2/2013)
Pyfer has been with the Felix Bowl since the first inception of the games and has consistently been among the top players to grace the field. He has captured a multitude of championships and was a clear dominate star in the league's early going. Now, however, he has become rivals with the other top player in league history, Ian Leopold, as the two both captained teams to the last three Felixbowl's championship game. Pyfer is one of the fastest players in the game and has added considerable power and strength to his skill set since making the jump to the college game.
Thanksfelix Bowl II: Somebody Please Beat McGrath's Team Player Bio (11/8/2011)
Pyfer started out as the undisputed greatest Felixbowl player in the league, taking 3 straight titles and leaving defenses and rival Jarrett Felix looking silly trying to cover him. But since, the arrival of players like Ian Leopold and Ian McGrath have altered Pyfer’s game play and he has been denied his 4th championship in all of his most recent appearances despite a few near misses. But Mark does not want to simply be known as the former greatest, he is a big, strong, fast player who is still hungry and competitive and is sick of having Ian McGrath talk trash in his ear. Let’s just say Mark won’t be hungry for Turkey this thanksgiving, he will be hungry for a championship.
Felixbowl VII: One More for Good Measure (8/7/2011)
Player Comparison - Greg Jennings
League Ranking - #2
FelixBowl IV: A New Hope Player Bio (11/22/210)
Pyfer, who has been with the Felixbowl organization for all four years, was recently named to the All Felixbowl Team for his achievements in the tournaments. In the very first Felixbowl, Pyfer captained his team to a hard fought win, scoring the game winning touchdown.Risking an undefeated record and powerful reputation, Pyfer overcame a crucial injury in the second Felixbowl winning a 1-0 victory in the tournament finals, again shutting down his #1 rival Jarrett Felix. After his extremely impressive 3-0 Felixbowl record, Pyfer slipped up at the Thanksfelix bowl (the first game he was not the captain of his team), while still scoring almost all of his team touchdowns he wasn’t able to carry his team to a single win. Now, he looks to regain the respect he has earned in the past and take back his place atop the podium. He will captain the North team at Felixbowl IV.
Non-Football Appearances: Felix Bowl VI: The Quest for More Attention (Basketball)
Championships: Felix Bowl I, Birthday Bowl, Felix Bowl II
MVPs: Birthday Bowl (Defensive)
FelixBowl XI: A Tradition Unlike Any Other Player Bio (5/2/2013)
Pyfer has been with the Felix Bowl since the first inception of the games and has consistently been among the top players to grace the field. He has captured a multitude of championships and was a clear dominate star in the league's early going. Now, however, he has become rivals with the other top player in league history, Ian Leopold, as the two both captained teams to the last three Felixbowl's championship game. Pyfer is one of the fastest players in the game and has added considerable power and strength to his skill set since making the jump to the college game.
Thanksfelix Bowl II: Somebody Please Beat McGrath's Team Player Bio (11/8/2011)
Pyfer started out as the undisputed greatest Felixbowl player in the league, taking 3 straight titles and leaving defenses and rival Jarrett Felix looking silly trying to cover him. But since, the arrival of players like Ian Leopold and Ian McGrath have altered Pyfer’s game play and he has been denied his 4th championship in all of his most recent appearances despite a few near misses. But Mark does not want to simply be known as the former greatest, he is a big, strong, fast player who is still hungry and competitive and is sick of having Ian McGrath talk trash in his ear. Let’s just say Mark won’t be hungry for Turkey this thanksgiving, he will be hungry for a championship.
Felixbowl VII: One More for Good Measure (8/7/2011)
Player Comparison - Greg Jennings
League Ranking - #2
FelixBowl IV: A New Hope Player Bio (11/22/210)
Pyfer, who has been with the Felixbowl organization for all four years, was recently named to the All Felixbowl Team for his achievements in the tournaments. In the very first Felixbowl, Pyfer captained his team to a hard fought win, scoring the game winning touchdown.Risking an undefeated record and powerful reputation, Pyfer overcame a crucial injury in the second Felixbowl winning a 1-0 victory in the tournament finals, again shutting down his #1 rival Jarrett Felix. After his extremely impressive 3-0 Felixbowl record, Pyfer slipped up at the Thanksfelix bowl (the first game he was not the captain of his team), while still scoring almost all of his team touchdowns he wasn’t able to carry his team to a single win. Now, he looks to regain the respect he has earned in the past and take back his place atop the podium. He will captain the North team at Felixbowl IV.
Ben Razon
Appearances: Felix Bowl I, Birthday Bowl, Felix Bowl II, Thanksfelix Bowl VII: Thanksfelix Isn't All That Clever In Retrospect, Thanksfelix Bowl VIII: Backyard Football Bowl I
Championships: Felix Bowl I, Birthday Bowl
Championships: Felix Bowl I, Birthday Bowl
Jake Rondinaro
Appearances: Felix Bowl II
Felixbowl VII: One More for Good Measure Player Comparison (8/11/2011)
Santana Moss
Felixbowl VII: One More for Good Measure Player Comparison (8/11/2011)
Santana Moss
Jordan Rothfield
Appearances: Thanksfelix Bowl II: Somebody Please Beat McGrath's Team, Reunion Bowl
Mitch Sacks
Appearances: Felix Bowl I, Birthday Bowl, Thanksfelix Bowl, Felix Bowl III: Return of the King, Felix Bowl IV: A New Hope, Felix Bowl VII: One More for Good Measure, Thanksfelix Bowl II: Somebody Please Beat McGrath's Team, Felix Bowl X: Nuff Said, Felix Bowl: Friday Night Lights, Thanksfelix Bowl IV: I Just Can't Quit ...., Felix Bowl XI: A Tradition Unlike Any Other, Felix Bowl XXII: My 22nd Birthday, Reunion Bowl I: The Felix Menace, Reunion Bowl, Thanksfelix Bowl Something: I Thought He'd Outgrow This by Now, Thanksfelix Bowl VII: Thanksfelix Isn't All That Clever In Retrospect, Thanksfelix Bowl VIII: Backyard Football Bowl I, Felix Bowl XXVIII: Trying Not To Pull Anything
Non-Football: Felix Bowl V: V is for Volleyball, Felix Bowl VI: The Quest for More Attention (Basketball)
Championships: Thanksfelix Bowl, Felix Bowl IV: A New Hope, Thanksfelix Bowl IV: I Just Can't Quit ....
MVPs: Thanksfelix Bowl (Defensive), Felix Bowl IV: A New Hope (Defensive)
Thanksfelix Bowl VII: Thanksfelix Isn't All that Clever In Retrospect Player Bio (11/22/2017)
FelixBowl XI: A Tradition Unlike Any Other Player Bio (5/3/2013)
Consider by most as one of the main reasons behind the success of the Felix Bowl, Mitch Sacks has been in the game since day one and tacked on yet another championship to his list of accomplishments at the last Felix Bowl. Sacks has helped his teams considerably by applying defensive pressure and defensive schemes that have made him the best defensive coordinator in the leagues history. Despite injuries to his throwing arm, Sacks has re tooled his game year in and year out to make himself an all around offensive and defensive threat. He has the most pick sixes in Felixbowl play off history.
Thanksfelix Bowl II: Somebody Please Beat McGrath's Team Player Bio (11/8/2011)
Mitch Sacks has played in plenty of Felixbowls and in one way or another has made an impact on every one. He has two championships to show for his efforts, and is eager to claim number 3 this thanksgiving. Sacks has used his abilities as both a quarterback and wide receiver to attack defenses, while simultaneously making some solid defensive plays from the safety position. He is widely considered the Rex Ryan of making defensive schemes and blitz packages, and has innovated a lot of different types of offensive sets and formations such as the wild cat into the game, making him one of the smartest and game redefining coaches in the leagues history. Sacks has filled up two full playbooks with new plays and strategies and allegedly practiced for 3 hours yesterday between the hours of 10 and 12 at night. No question, Mitch will be ready to go for the win at the bowl.
Felixbowl VII: One More for Good Measure (8/7/2011)
Player Comparison - Drew Brees
League Rankings - #7
FelixBowl IV: A New Hope Player Bio (11/22/2010)
Sacks has thrown the most TD passes in Felixbowl history and captained a team to the title just a year ago. Although he has faced tough losses in the early Felixbowl games, he has legitimized himself as a premier quarterback and underrated receiver. His football knowledge and play calling ability has led to great innovations in the game on the whole and he the competitive edge it takes to be successful at this type of level.
Non-Football: Felix Bowl V: V is for Volleyball, Felix Bowl VI: The Quest for More Attention (Basketball)
Championships: Thanksfelix Bowl, Felix Bowl IV: A New Hope, Thanksfelix Bowl IV: I Just Can't Quit ....
MVPs: Thanksfelix Bowl (Defensive), Felix Bowl IV: A New Hope (Defensive)
Thanksfelix Bowl VII: Thanksfelix Isn't All that Clever In Retrospect Player Bio (11/22/2017)
Practice Bot #5? Practice Bot #5?! Just when you thought I had nothing left up my sleeve, I reach all the way up and pull out some armpit hair. Everyone settle down (I’d imagine everyone is reacting the same way they did after Carson Wentz escaped that tackle against Washington), I can’t make my point if everyone is screaming and knocking over lamps and what not (I may or may not have knocked over a lamp when Wentz escaped that tackle).
Practice Bot #5 is the QB for Mr Clanky’s Tackling Dummy squad in Backyard Football. Dudes got a cannon for an arm (not literally ... actually, I can’t say that for sure) and is a multi faceted weapon at the QB position. He’s very crafty out there, running trick plays and beating blitzes with his computer like brain. Mitch operates much the same way on the football field. He’s a crafty QB who gets things done for his squad with robotic efficiency. He’s usually got the right materials for success with cleats and occasionally gloves as well as his cones and various layers of clothing. The dude was built for Felix Bowls.
Plus, let’s face it. If someone was going to be a player from a team that you need a cheat code to figure out, it would be Mitch Sacks. He’s likely the only guy to have read the Felix Bowl rule book (which is saying something as I wrote the rule book) and he’s a historian for this game with a good knowledge of the Bowls history.
FelixBowl XI: A Tradition Unlike Any Other Player Bio (5/3/2013)
Consider by most as one of the main reasons behind the success of the Felix Bowl, Mitch Sacks has been in the game since day one and tacked on yet another championship to his list of accomplishments at the last Felix Bowl. Sacks has helped his teams considerably by applying defensive pressure and defensive schemes that have made him the best defensive coordinator in the leagues history. Despite injuries to his throwing arm, Sacks has re tooled his game year in and year out to make himself an all around offensive and defensive threat. He has the most pick sixes in Felixbowl play off history.
Thanksfelix Bowl II: Somebody Please Beat McGrath's Team Player Bio (11/8/2011)
Mitch Sacks has played in plenty of Felixbowls and in one way or another has made an impact on every one. He has two championships to show for his efforts, and is eager to claim number 3 this thanksgiving. Sacks has used his abilities as both a quarterback and wide receiver to attack defenses, while simultaneously making some solid defensive plays from the safety position. He is widely considered the Rex Ryan of making defensive schemes and blitz packages, and has innovated a lot of different types of offensive sets and formations such as the wild cat into the game, making him one of the smartest and game redefining coaches in the leagues history. Sacks has filled up two full playbooks with new plays and strategies and allegedly practiced for 3 hours yesterday between the hours of 10 and 12 at night. No question, Mitch will be ready to go for the win at the bowl.
Felixbowl VII: One More for Good Measure (8/7/2011)
Player Comparison - Drew Brees
League Rankings - #7
FelixBowl IV: A New Hope Player Bio (11/22/2010)
Sacks has thrown the most TD passes in Felixbowl history and captained a team to the title just a year ago. Although he has faced tough losses in the early Felixbowl games, he has legitimized himself as a premier quarterback and underrated receiver. His football knowledge and play calling ability has led to great innovations in the game on the whole and he the competitive edge it takes to be successful at this type of level.
Ryan Sacks
Appearances: Felix Bowl XXII: My 22nd Birthday, Thanksfelix Bowl VII: Thanksfelix Isn't All That Clever In Retrospect, Thanksfelix Bowl VIII: Backyard Football Bowl I, Felix Bowl XXVIII: Trying Not To Pull Anything
Championships: Felix Bowl XXVIII: Trying Not To Pull Anything
Championships: Felix Bowl XXVIII: Trying Not To Pull Anything
Ben Shatzman
Appearances: Thanksfelix Bowl VII: Thanksfelix Isn't All That Clever In Retrospect, Thanksfelix Bowl VIII: Backyard Football Bowl I, Felix Bowl XXVIII: Trying Not To Pull Anything
Eddie Shin
Appearances: None
Thanksfelixbowl II: Somebody Please Beat McGrath's Team Player Bio (11/8/2011)
Eddie Shin, the subject of much gossip and various rap songs and sad videos, looks set to make his return to the United States in the best way possible, the way most can only dream of, by playing in a felixbowl over thanksgiving break. Shin is determined to make a big impact in his first game, even though most think his fashion sense and great choice in outfits and hair products will only hurt his game, he thinks that it will increase his value to a team. Eddie is not afraid of getting dirty as long as it means his team takes down the victory and he is not wearing his panda sweatshirt. He probably doesn’t even have that anymore so that joke is kind of irrelevant, but won’t be irrelevant will be Eddie Shin’s skill in this upcoming felixbowl. Boom, excellently spun.
Thanksfelixbowl II: Somebody Please Beat McGrath's Team Player Bio (11/8/2011)
Eddie Shin, the subject of much gossip and various rap songs and sad videos, looks set to make his return to the United States in the best way possible, the way most can only dream of, by playing in a felixbowl over thanksgiving break. Shin is determined to make a big impact in his first game, even though most think his fashion sense and great choice in outfits and hair products will only hurt his game, he thinks that it will increase his value to a team. Eddie is not afraid of getting dirty as long as it means his team takes down the victory and he is not wearing his panda sweatshirt. He probably doesn’t even have that anymore so that joke is kind of irrelevant, but won’t be irrelevant will be Eddie Shin’s skill in this upcoming felixbowl. Boom, excellently spun.
Dan Shopper
Appearances: Felix Bowl I
Felixbowl VII: One More for Good Measure Player Comparison (8/7/2011)
Jason Witten
Felixbowl VII: One More for Good Measure Player Comparison (8/7/2011)
Jason Witten
Matt Sidell
Appearances: Felix Bowl I, Birthday Bowl, Felix Bowl II, Felix Bowl III: Return of the King, Thanksfelix Bowl VIII: Backyard Football Bowl I
Championships: Felix Bowl I, Birthday Bowl, Felix Bowl II
MVPs: Birthday Bowl (Offensive)
Felixbowl VII: One More for Good Measure (8/7/2011)
Player Comparison - Steve Johnson
League Ranking - #13
FelixBowl IV: A New Hope Player Bio (11/22/2010)
Matt Sidell is a member of the all Felixbowl team for his achievements in Felixbowl’s past. He was on three championship teams in three games of experience in the Felixbowl. Recently he has been MIA, but speculation says his agility and receiving skills have not. Watch out for Sidell as a late round sleeper pick in Felixbowl IV.
Championships: Felix Bowl I, Birthday Bowl, Felix Bowl II
MVPs: Birthday Bowl (Offensive)
Felixbowl VII: One More for Good Measure (8/7/2011)
Player Comparison - Steve Johnson
League Ranking - #13
FelixBowl IV: A New Hope Player Bio (11/22/2010)
Matt Sidell is a member of the all Felixbowl team for his achievements in Felixbowl’s past. He was on three championship teams in three games of experience in the Felixbowl. Recently he has been MIA, but speculation says his agility and receiving skills have not. Watch out for Sidell as a late round sleeper pick in Felixbowl IV.
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