Thanksfelix Bowl Something: I Thought He Would Have Outgrown This By Now

Date: November 25, 2016
Start Time: 1:00 PM
Location: Mondauk Park, Fort Washington PA

Event Description (Facebook)
The nation's greatest tradition is back to add to the legacy. I can't tell you exactly how many of these bowls there have been, but they date back to February 3rd, 2008. Even Gilad hasn't seen that many bowls. Is that joke still funny? I don't even know, I haven't since Gilad in half a decade.

Pretty sure 90% of us had our parents pick us up from that game. I hadn't kissed a girl yet. Of course, once I became Felixbowl commissioner, the ladies didn't stand a chance.

We've played in rain. We've played in snow. We've played with McGrath. We've put on a combined 2,000 lbs. I'm actually stunned we haven't been to the hospital more when you look back at it. Shout out to Dave Lerman for having the most serious injury in FelixBowl history. Unless you count my pride after any number of losses I've suffered.

Over the years, I've written some player bios, created a super over the top rule book, and tried to outline the entire Felixbowl history. I won't be doing any of that crap this year I'm now a mature adult. I just write ridiculous event intros now. Like a man.

Anybody who wants to come is invited. Heck, even people who don't want to come are invited. I just have one rule. If you are planning to come, please be on time or alert me to the fact that you are coming but running late. That way I can make sure everybody is on a team and everything is fair. You guys know how I get. I think we all remember Felix Bowl II.

In the words of our new lord and savior Joel Embiid (not to be confused with our old lord and savior from a few weeks ago Carson Wentz), "He can't guard me." See ya there.

Attendees
I believe this is the first year that my brother came back to playing. I think we scraped together three teams. I think McGrath had to come late and didn't get to participate in the actual touranment, but we played for fun afterwards. We must have had 3 teams, but I can't figure out exactly how we got there

I believe we had Jarrett Felix, Luke Felix, Ian Leopold (only), Mitch Silver, Dave Lerman, Mark Pyfer, Todd Warszawski, Mitch Sacks, Chris Naughton, Tom Lorenzi and probably a couple other guys that didn't have Facebooks or provide Facebook responses

Results
I don't remember a lot, but I feel like the Chris Naughton-Luke Felix team won the championship this year and then either Todd or Mitch Silver was also on their team (conceivably both I guess)